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Why are you still married? or Why are you still in this relationship?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SleepyRodriguez, Jun 19, 2014.

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  1. SleepyRodriguez

    SleepyRodriguez Member

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    Why not divorce or just break things off? What makes her so ******* special?
     
    #1 SleepyRodriguez, Jun 19, 2014
  2. LC Rox Fan

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    It would be too painful
    to break my hand off
     
    #2 LC Rox Fan, Jun 19, 2014
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  3. droxford

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    Just sheer stupidity, I guess.
     
    #3 droxford, Jun 19, 2014
  4. SleepyRodriguez

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    Trust me, it would hurt ME more. Your hand is the best on the block.
     
    #4 SleepyRodriguez, Jun 19, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
    #5 plcmts17, Jun 19, 2014
  6. Cohete Rojo

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    Dude, I was just going to start a thread about what you should do when you find out that chicks you want to bone just got divorced.
     
    #6 Cohete Rojo, Jun 20, 2014
  7. Jontro

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    Fwb ftw.
     
    #7 Jontro, Jun 20, 2014
  8. cheke64

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    When you get older you realize p***y is p***y. Theres not a single difference between 120 pound woman and a 250 pound woman.
     
    #8 cheke64, Jun 20, 2014
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  9. Jayzers_100

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    Are you kidding?!?!? Lol I beg to differ
     
    #9 Jayzers_100, Jun 20, 2014
  10. fallenphoenix

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    i hope you all got prenups
     
    #10 fallenphoenix, Jun 20, 2014
  11. bobmarley

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    I have made a covenant bond with my wife that I purpose with every ounce of my being to hold dear to her/my dying breath.

    I could go on but that should be enough.
     
    #11 bobmarley, Jun 20, 2014
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  12. robbie380

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    Except for 130 lbs.
     
    #12 robbie380, Jun 20, 2014
  13. krnxsnoopy

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    Great to know you'll **** anything that walks.
     
    #13 krnxsnoopy, Jun 20, 2014
  14. peleincubus

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    So completely untrue
     
    #14 peleincubus, Jun 20, 2014
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    dont put the p***y on a pedestal

    and fwb ftw, literally only communication is 'u busy' 'nah' 'ill come over'
     
    #15 Panda23, Jun 20, 2014
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  16. ThatBoyNick

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    Oh no sir, p***y don't have to walk.

    [​IMG]
     
    #16 ThatBoyNick, Jun 20, 2014
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    ^ Reminds me of this gem

    NSFW for language

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 shastarocket, Jun 20, 2014
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  18. BleedsRocketRed

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    Dude, now is the prime time to bone her...duhh. rebound!
     
    #18 BleedsRocketRed, Jun 20, 2014
  19. Dubious

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    The compromise is between the excitement of strange and all the stress involved in it .

    We will be married 40 years in August. When I look back I'm pretty happy with the way it went. But she is beautiful, faithful, loving, caring, sexy, easy-going, generally happy, supportive and really, out of my league.
     
    #19 Dubious, Jun 20, 2014
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  20. jbasket

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    Breh, that takes too long. It should be '?' '!' ';)'
     
    #20 jbasket, Jun 20, 2014
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