Hi all. I have decided to give this a try so here it goes. I am a consultant with Armpit Energy and have a special team that are focused on making this work. I would like to recruit people that are motivated to make money and make a life changing decision. We are recruiting people that want to be consultants and be under a great team that will assist in any help needed. Armpit energy is the top growing energy company in America and will continue to grow. Imagine in a couple of years when if expands and you have a piece of the pie. Let me know who's interested. $$$$$$$$$$
Do you want my social security number or bank account number or both? This seems like a legit opportunity you can't pass up!
Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have signed up with Sweatyback Energy.... If I had waited 2 more days I would have known about Armpit......
ACN is the king of the scumbag pyramid schemes. Followed by Organo Gold. Thats why all these companies focus on "personal development"...so that when you realize its ****ty and a scam, youve already convinced yourself that your break out moment is almost here...just..gotta...stick...with...it. Idiots.
I thought it was a scam until I saw the dollar signs at the bottom of the OP. But now.... WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
It's really up to you -- do you want to be a better person, father -- do you want success and money to raise your children with honor? If so send me a rep message and i'll get you started on the road to the greatest energy opportunity since coal shale.
This crap is for poor people and paupers Why do I need to enroll in this when I get a multi million dollar offer almost everyday from a Nigerian Prince? Give me two good reasons....
1.) With Armpit Energy, you'll have a chance to get your 15 minutes of fame. Armpit Energy is partnered with a show called "American Greed: Scams." You'll get your money plus fame --- only in Armpit Energy. But wait, there's more! 2.) Armpit Energy won't give you millions of dollar like your Nigerian prince. But, we ensure a steady flow of cash given to you. Which one is better? nOne time payment from a prince or a steady cash flow from a savory company like Armpit Energy? So, what are you waiting for? Sign up now!
With the AEO philosophy (based on the teachings of Khufu) you will start strong and finish stronger -- one of the powerful tenets of these teachings is to have a unique nickname for investors so they understand immediately that they are entering a family -- not faceless corporation. When I take you under my wing as a consultant I also grab you with my talon so that we will fly together -- think about soaring over Mt. Everest... only higher.
Does this opportunity have an HMO or PPO plan? Either will suffice. I only ask because my dear pet turtle is deathly ill with halitosis of the shell and I would like to ensure 'snapper' a healthy and fruitful rest of his life. If yes, where do I sign up? Oh yeah, Plus. I needs them duckets. $$$$
