The Hate Thread

I hate my wife always trying to invite her freaking niece and her 1 year old demon child to our apartment. I just want to relax in my boxers after work and watch t.v.

 

I cannot stand when purchasing a drink a corner store the clerk will grab it by the top of the bottle EXACTLY where I will be drinking from it. No idea where or when the last time the person washed their hands.

 

I just rewatched this year's National Championship game and remembered how much I hate Florida State for ripping my heart out...

 

I hate people that type "would of", "could of", or "should of".

I cringe when I see it

 

When you go to a restaurant and try to pour the crushed red pepper on your pizza, only the stupid bottle doesn't pour more than one flake out at a time. This means that I have to spend about 15 minutes furiously pouring the red pepper, while burning about 72,000 calories. I sincerely wish there was a dump truck full of crushed red pepper that unloaded its glorious cargo whenever I snapped my fingers. It's these moderate dreams that get me through the day.

Bagels. I don't how stupid Americans started liking bagels in the late 90s, but allow me to mock you and condemn the ABSURD ACT OF EATING PLAIN BREAD WITH NO TOPPING OR TOASTING. My favorite bagels are the 12-for-$2 bagels that you get in the grocery store--the ones you actually TOAST and put cream cheese on. Yet unbelievable amounts of people will go order plain bagels (or sesame, or whatever) and just EAT THEM PLAIN!!!!! Perhaps I'm blowing this out of proportion but I can't remember ever seeing someone walk into a Safeway, buy a loaf of bread, then casually eat it while walking around on the street, hands in pockets, whistling, all the while moaning in pleasure for how "mmmmmm good" it is. I hate you, bagels.

Registrars. What is it that draws the meanest, most anti-social people to this position--at any school? Or perhaps the position actually creates disgruntled, socially awkward people. Whatever the case, I will welcome the day when this job is offshored or computerized.

 

I like bagels with cream cheese, tomatoes, and black pepper. That's it...

 

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Stupid Ms. Crabapple in 1st grade. ..I pissed myself

 

I hate whenever I see another 1 star Tinman thread.

 

I hate when people use Facebook to evangelize their political or religious beliefs.

 

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Could not agree more.

Facebook gives everyone a platform so they feel like their voice must therefore be important.

 

I hate people who don't know how to drive in a rain storm!

Do not turn on your blinking hazard lights while driving in a rain storm!

 

I'm pretty sure I couldn't have a conversation with you or even sit in a room with you for more than 5 minutes after reading this.

It's direct insult to my profession.

 

I hate how every chick wants to tell me all about her p.o.s. ex boyfriend, it's like damn yo idgaf bout that dude.

 

I hate when you forget to put your phone on silent and just as your dozing off somebody texts you and it wakes you then you can't fall asleep.

I hate how sometimes when I'm driving a song will remind of that one time I said or did something so stupid that it almost makes me uncomfortable again even though I'm by myself lmao.

 

I hate stupid ass petty ****s who break into cars. I visited Houston this weekend and some ******* smashed my rear driver side window. I didn't have anything in there to steal. Ghetto Houston keep it real.

 

I hate drivers that speed up when they see your indicator/blinker, especially when you're merging into traffic from the on-ramp.

 

As a man in their mid to late twenties, I hate women whom in some way or another, have always been in a relationship their entire adult life. Have you ever met one of these aforementioned females while they're newly single? Holy crap. Might be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.