Should Clutch buy the Clippers?

anyone know how to read this cryptic Doc tweet?



then a follow up tweet

 

Confirmed, I'll drop 5k. I'm black too.

 

Maybe you shouldn't be spending all your time experimenting with drugs and instead try finding a job

 

I'll throw in $10,000, but I still want to be able to cross the street if I see a white guy in a hoodie who is really good at math.

 

50,000 clutchfans throw in 10,000, bigtexx will pick up the other $500 million.

 

Sure, so we can get Sterlinged too?

 

That wouldn't technically break any rules either.
Of course all our trades to benefit Houston would be vetoed. :grin:

 

I've got $0.50 in my pocket, along with some lint. What can that get me?

 

Need more details on the ROI..heh if this was even remotely possible i would be good for 300k but this is a pipe dream. It would be awesome to own a nba team and just live life like Cuban.

 

Does the nba accept bit coin?

 

Do we get to hire Daryl Morey?

 

If we do buy Clippers, the NBA would start termination process the very next day when first reporter comes here and reads some comments..

 

Sell it?

 

I would be in for $10K if the team was going to be moved to Austin, and placed in the Southwest Division, with Memphis going somewhere else. Anywhere else. Heck, I might be in for more than that.

 

If we do this, we're relocating though, right?

The Katy Evacuees?

 

Yes, to Austin. You can be in a special suite with the rest of the Katy Evacuees. Heck, you guys can have several suites. All I want are some courtside seats by the team's bench, and the team in both Austin and the SW Division. That's not asking for much, is it? And think of the fun we'd have naming an Austin NBA team! The Dillos! Has a ring, doesn't it? And if they have a terrible record, we can call them the Dildos!

(retired android hunter sits back, rubbing his hands together and cackling with glee!)

 

I volunteer to audition the cheerleaders

 

Austin would be acceptable. 4 NBA teams in Texas would be intense.

 

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