I don't have anytime to build a rubber band ball. All of my time is spent on here yearning for more rep.
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OP will either post a picture of his scrotum or a rubber band ball. Very risky thread, very low payoff.
My wife has a rubber-band ball that is bigger than a basketball. You have to feed the damned thing; I think the core of it is molten.