Banned from Insidehoops twice. Banned from RealGM once. Time to try ClutchFans out.

What is this ish coming out your mouth.

 

What the heck is ISH? Inside Some Homo? I.S.H.?

 

y u so dumb

 

Absolute rubbish, all you did was make other Rockets fans look bad, and make up ridiculous threads about the Rockets.

 

Why are you such a... no, I better not be like you, that's better.

 

A thread you were "Perma'd"? What are you even saying?

I'm starting to dislike my Houston Rockets more and more.

Clicl for trannys

Way to represent the Rockets!

 

Yeah, I changed my mind about ignoring you. Thanks for saving me the effort in the future.

 

so basically, you started from the bottom and now you're here, now you're here?

 

The first rule of clutchfans is don't talk about the Rockets.

 

Like I said before, we really don't talk about basketball here.

 

Nobody cares. Quit with the weak ass attention whoring, kid.

 

This is a very old forum with staying power. This means we have a lot of 50 year old men who post here as well as young guys who listen to Drakes and Weezys and all that stupid ****.

The GARM is where people attempt to talk about the Houston Rockets. Rockets fans have long been divided into easily identifiable subspecies. It wasn't always like this. Before Yao Ming, people posted freely in the GARM and there were intelligent discussions everywhere. There wasn't much of a fervor. We all wanted to reminisce about the glory years of Hakeem and try to deal with the mediocrity of Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley.

Then came Yao. When Yao came, so did the Yao fans. Some of them were gracious, some of them were obnoxious. The language barrier provided a lot of humor for English speaking Americans. What became clear is that there was now a growing schism. There were the Rockets fans, and the fans of Yao who didn't particularly care about the team as much as the player. This is not culturally acceptable in America, as team loyalty is often a birthright passed down from generation to generation, in many cases it is regional.

Yao put the Houston Rockets on a global map. But the divide grew. The GARM became a struggle to talk about the Rockets without petty name-calling and soon posters who were once well respected became enraged and turned themselves into strange trolls for the supposed greater good of the team (We call this tinman syndrome).

The Yao-Only Fans (or the insidious abbreviation YOF) drove most of us away from the GARM for good. This created a monstrous strain on the Hangout as we know it. People needed to debate something and in their angst, politics became a fixture. Clutch was forced to split the GARM into 2 sections. The D&D forum was born for those who wished to "fling poo" at one another.

The rest of us that remained in the Hangout saw the golden age of clutchfans. The summer of YoYao, the OCP, etc. Funny people populated the Hangout, and the Hangout became the greatest forum the internet had ever seen.

The GARM recovered and Clutch was able to bring in content and posters contributed there. DaDakota's reign of terror was ended and Carl Herrera took over.

The end of the Yao era gave hope for the GARM, only to be immediately squashed by the signing of Jeremy Lin. The LOFs proved to be 1000 times stupider than any YOF and quickly turned the GARM into a cesspool of Hello Kitty loving douchebags who behold Lin as some kind of Anime idol who must never be spoken ill of, lest ye face the wrath of their butthurt-edness. We loved Yao. Yao was good, he was funny, his face made for an awesome meme, and he genuinely was a good team player and very humble. Bros even went to his house and took pictures with him. Yao was a good bro, but he couldn't hold up. We hate Jeremy Lin because 1.) he sucks 2.) his fans REALLY SUCK. Nothing personal against Lin, seems like a decent bro, but Rockets need a real PG and not a flash in the pan, flavor of the month who never really had it in him.

This is the history of Clutchfans. Thank you for reading.

 

Let me explain something to you. I am the OG Hakeem status on this board. You are an insignificant ****stain of a bottom feeding n00b here. You are nothing here. You are a transplanted immigrant from Belarus at the London Philharmonic.

You have no sense of being here, no respect for decorum, no panache. You are greener than the green dots you see under this moniker. Green dots I gained easily by trampling over fruit maggots like you.

So when I speak, you listen and you take my words as Gospel.

Now carry on with your story about how the mods of some insignificant **** factory banned you because you trolled too hard and now you want us to hold your dick and tell you its special.

 

Yeah, b****.