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Best place to avoid splashback??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by downbytheriver, Apr 29, 2014.

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  1. downbytheriver

    downbytheriver Member

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    I'm talking about regular toilets , not urinals. Best place to aim?
     
    #1 downbytheriver, Apr 29, 2014
  2. davidio840

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    On the floor?
     
    #2 davidio840, Apr 29, 2014
  3. Svpernaut

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    Where the water and the porcelain meet in the 3:00, 6:00 or 9:00 positions. Never the 12:00, you have no chance of missing the backboard when drunk.
     
    #3 Svpernaut, Apr 29, 2014
  4. BamBam

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    Inside the toilet?...:confused:
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    #4 BamBam, Apr 29, 2014
  5. Nero

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    Sitzpinkler Warmduscher...

    smh
     
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  6. Bäumer

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    Aim for the deep end.
     
    #6 Bäumer, Apr 29, 2014
  7. Granville

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    In DaKamoda.
     
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  8. downbytheriver

    downbytheriver Member

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    I'll try it
     
    #8 downbytheriver, Apr 29, 2014
  9. droopy421

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    OP are you 5 years old?
     
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  10. vinsensual

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    If this is really a concern, maybe consider sitting down.
     
    #10 vinsensual, Apr 29, 2014
  11. gucci888

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    Throw a single tp square in the toilet before hand. That will break the surface tension of the water that creates the splash back. This also works for taking craps as well.
     
    #11 gucci888, Apr 29, 2014
  12. SwoLy-D

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    #12 SwoLy-D, Apr 29, 2014
  13. RedRedemption

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    In your own mouth.
     
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  14. Two Sandwiches

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    That's what I was thinking. how do you get splashback out of a regular toilet?



    Cleverly disguised "I'm a little person" thread.
     
    #14 Two Sandwiches, Apr 29, 2014
  15. heypartner

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    quit making fun of OP. He lives in a van.
     
    #15 heypartner, Apr 29, 2014
  16. downbytheriver

    downbytheriver Member

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    ? I am 6'4. Which means I'm high up off the ground and my urine hits the bowl/water at a faster speed than an average size person. Everytime I take my morning stance in my underwear I feel a small mist on my legs. Maybe yall get that but don't notice it?
     
    #16 downbytheriver, Apr 29, 2014
  17. Two Sandwiches

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    I must not notice it.


    Signed,
    6'3" with a powerful stream
     
    #17 Two Sandwiches, Apr 29, 2014
  18. el gnomo

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    strong sig:thread topic ratio OP
     
    #18 el gnomo, Apr 29, 2014
  19. el gnomo

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    ^^^ also strong username:thread topic ratio OP
     
    #19 el gnomo, Apr 29, 2014
  20. TexasFight

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    I'm more concerned about splashback in urinals. You aim straight ahead, you get splashback on your crotchal area. You aim towards the urinal cake and you get splashback on your upper thigh.

    There is no win... unless... maybe Taco was onto something with the pee bib?
     
    #20 TexasFight, Apr 29, 2014
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