jail blazers locker room culture

"Lubin' Ruben" Haha that's epic.

 

Lol..

 

On Shawn Kemp.

Jajajajajaja!!!!!

 

OMG I laughed so hard at these snippets. Where can we get the full report?!

 

arguing about hookers, who has the biggest penis, fond over the 18 years olds,
pssh that's like a regular day in the hangout.

 

lol. i can totally see the thing with dudley. dude just seemed airy about everything. :grin:

 

Ruben Patterson.....now I remember who called himself the "Kobe Stopper" during that playoff series against the Lakers. Hahahah what a joke....

 

One of the funniest reads I've seen in a while. Glad to see others called Arvydas "Saboner" as well.

 

Bonzi singing like a bird

 

Dudley incident made me lmao. Those ****ers would have let him bleed to death...face down on the massage table.

 

Sounds like Bonzi is doing a stand-up routine.

 

I can't find any evidence of this report from Bonzi actually existing.

EDIT: I guess the whole website is a satire/parody.

 

If all this is true someone needs to write a book. If only someone kept a daily journal of these incidents.

 

This is freaking amazing, I agree with everyone else I hope this is true hahaha.

 

Rudy T left us ownership of a local bridge, would you guys like to buy it?

 

Some funny stuff right there. Wish they had some more stories posted.

 

Yeah, it's completely fake. 2001-2002, Ruben Patterson's first year with the Trailblazers, which "Bonzi" says was his 2nd, was actually Bonzi Wells' 4th with Portland.

More importantly, Bonzi was traded to Memphis on December 3rd, 2003, while Darius Miles wasn't traded to the Blazers until January 21st, 2004, so they never were actually teammates.

 

The first paragraph tells you it's fake when it references the Incognito incident, which was summarized by the Ted Wells' Report. In the article, the Jail-Blazer culture is summarized by the Bonzi Wells' Report.

 

they can turn this into a short 15min show on comedy central or shotimeor hbo.

morey, get'er dun