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Remember Not To Pee On The Alamo

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by HR Dept, Apr 23, 2014.

  1. HR Dept

    HR Dept Member

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    "Daniel Athens, 23, was sentenced to 18 months in jail Monday for relieving himself on the limestone facade of the Alamo shrine..."

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    This guy is dumb as hell, no doubt. But 18 months in state jail seems a little excessive. No?
     
    #1 HR Dept, Apr 23, 2014
  2. Duncan McDonuts

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    Don't mess with Texas.
     
    #2 Duncan McDonuts, Apr 23, 2014
  3. vinsensual

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    Maybe urine does damage to limestone?
     
    #3 vinsensual, Apr 23, 2014
  4. Rockets1988-

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    Setting the example I guess. Don't mess with the Alamo. LOL
     
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  5. CrazyDave

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    Ozzy faints. Probably due to other reasons though.
     
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  6. lpbman

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    Next time, use a child's face as a urinal... you'll get into less trouble. #R Kelly
     
    #6 lpbman, Apr 23, 2014
  7. Smokey

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    "They said, Robert! They said, Roooobert! You've only been doing your show for 20 minutes and it's already getting too freeeeaky tonight!

    Do you wanna know what I told em? I said LA do you wanna know what I told em? I said LA do you wanna know what I told em?

    I said, I'm a GROWN! ASS! MAN!"
     
    #7 Smokey, Apr 23, 2014
  8. basso

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    I peed on the Berlin Wall, Stasi didn't say ****.
     
    #8 basso, Apr 23, 2014
  9. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    The cops should have cut it off and left it there.


    Boy would never forget the Alamo.
     
    #9 REEKO_HTOWN, Apr 23, 2014
  10. TheresTheDagger

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    Excessive? Not really. 18 months is nothing.
     
    #10 TheresTheDagger, Apr 23, 2014
  11. heypartner

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    What happens if I relieve myself on AT&T Center after a game.
     
    #11 heypartner, Apr 23, 2014
  12. dsnow23

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    Seems excessive, but I guess he got off easier than Ren did for whizzing on the electric fence.

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    #12 dsnow23, Apr 23, 2014
  13. OmegaSupreme

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    either that or they were concerned the urine would leak into the basement.

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    #13 OmegaSupreme, Apr 23, 2014
  14. htwnbandit

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    Was he trying to be like Ozzy Osbourne?
     
    #14 htwnbandit, Apr 23, 2014
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