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Dude was scared to urinate next to me

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Scarface281, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. Creepy Crawl

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    Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.
     
  2. Scarface281

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    Afraid he was gonna see that bbc tbh

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  3. K-Low_4_Prez

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    One time I was in a restaurant bathroom, possibly Chilis, and I went to use the sink. Only problem is the sink was positioned to where when you look in the mirror you get a full on side shot of the urinals. So I look in the mirror and there it is, some guys junk just staring back at me in the mirror... It was pretty awful!

    So if you are designing a public bathroom pleas keep in mind that you can see everything behind you when your at the sink!
     
  4. Space Ghost

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    Pics or GTFO!
     
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  7. Nook

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    Slow your roll beta. No need to get defensive.
     
  8. vaioavan63

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    A couple things that I always go by is if someone is already pissing when I get to the bathroom I make sure there is a stall between us if possible. It just seems weird if you walk up next to a guy if there are plenty of vacant stalls. If you must piss next to someone, keep head focused at the wall in front of you or look up at the ceiling.
     
  9. Harrisment

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    I have this problem. Always have to clench and worry about it when pissing next to someone.
     
  10. Houstunna

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    He thinks you're a peaker
     
  11. joesr

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    Maybe he had something on his hand that he didnt want to transfer over to his penis ie fungus...
     
  12. Dgn1

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    If I apologise then I'm letting my beta out. That's what the self help book taught me. I can act an alpha behind this keyboard though.
     
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  13. Nook

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    Repped.
     
  14. Rox11

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    Man as if being awkward wasn't enough this guy goes and makes it worse. Americas favorite word is phobia.
     
  15. Dgn1

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    OK, I'm going to let my beta by saying thanks!
    I think OP may have shown some beta characteristics by running to the forum and ranting how someone didn't piss by him. I don't know Nook.
     
  16. Invisible Fan

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    I can't piss outside sober without concentrating for 10 seconds even if I really need to go.

    It's like some left over potty training conditioning or something.
     
  17. Scarface281

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  18. tellitlikeitis

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    I thought this was hotballa's schtick
     
  19. Dgn1

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    Well played face, might like it though lol.
     
  20. BamBam

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    There are far greater problems in the world to worry about! My advice, stop clenching and let it rip, and if you do let it rip, make sure to go all out and make it instrumental! Show the guy next to you that you have far superior farting power and that you are not afraid to use it! Be advised that this demonstration of manliness might actually garner you a high-five from total a stranger.
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