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Would you report this incident to HR?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Zboy, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. Zboy

    Zboy Member

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    I was walking down the hall and noticed three guys (Hispanic?) enter the bathroom one after another.

    Normally, its not a big deal.

    The problem?

    This is a single person restroom (one open toilet with no divider).

    I have to say I am a little disturbed by this.
     
  2. Surfguy

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    You've obviously never heard of the human centipede waste disposal method popularized by the South Park episode. ;)
     
  3. percicles

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    I think it's cultural. They're used to packing into small spaces.
     
  4. Haymitch

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    Probably just a drug deal. Not a big deal.
     
  5. conquistador#11

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    must be the last game of the regular season.
    people supposed to be bored.
     
  6. Creepy Crawl

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    HA! My first thought as well.
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    Would NOT report. There is no rule of "one person only in restroom, please." :eek:

    'course, there isn't a limit for people in cars... so... [​IMG]
     
  8. HR Dept

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    It has already been reported. The three gentlemen in question have now all been assigned to the same cubicle and are allowed to share the same toilet simultaneously.

    We welcome and accept all lifestyles at this organization. However, we also encourage all other employees to knock before entering the restroom.
     
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  9. Oski2005

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    Definitely report. Also, point out the Hispanic thing a lot.
     
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  10. Surfguy

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    Classic

    Yes, they share the same toilet simultaneously using the human centipede technique as I mentioned earlier. It's not possible to share the same toilet otherwise...unless you expanded the toilet capacity or something?
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Had to read the OP twice to make sure this wasn't another spinoff of the 'scared to piss next to me' thread.
     
  12. JuanValdez

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    Snitches get stitches.
     
  13. BamBam

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    The only people I report are people I see walking down the hall! They usually have visions of males in bathrooms....:eek:
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  14. SwoLy-D

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    I thought it WAS a spinoff... they're all about scared white people. :eek:
     
  15. TheMystery008

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    Toilet this.

    Toilet that.

    Clutch fans and their toilet problems.
     
  16. BamBam

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    With Hispanic people? It must be a fetish!...:eek:
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  17. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    They were going to triangle jerk each other.

    It was probably an open invitation for a square jerk, but you obviously weren't game.
     
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    Once you get 8 people, is it an ocatagon jerk or a circle jerk?
     
  19. Scarface281

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    Probably snorting off a key. And I'm completely serious. This happened in high school once.
     
  20. bigtexxx

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    were they maintenance guys? (no racist)
     

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