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Dude was scared to urinate next to me

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Scarface281, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. Scarface281

    Scarface281 Member

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    Thats what the dividers were for!
     
  2. Nook

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    You have no real reason to be upset scarface. He deferred to you. You were the alpha in the situation.
     
  3. justtxyank

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    Man, I tend to not urinate if there is a guy already going and I'd be in the stall next to him, depending on the quality of the dividers. My reasons are not performance anxiety (to pee? really?) but they are a fear of the disgusting nature of my fellow man.

    Look at the floor of the men's restroom sometime. Notice the puddles? Between poor aim and splashback, standing next to some dude peeing is risky. Not to mention the farting a lot of guys do and the "Ahhhhhh...." or the guy who is letting it hang out and starts coughing while he pees and stuff is just spraying.

    Sorry bros, not interested.
     
  4. CrazyDave

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    Don't worry, young lad, someone else will come along and quench your desire for someone to unzip and pee next to you. Weirdo.
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    Question:

    Will the urinals at EarthQuest have dividers?
     
  6. Roc Paint

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    As a man doesn't feel good to piss hard and loud next to another man?
     
  7. justtxyank

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    It's weird that you get a rise out peeing next to a dude. Maybe some latent homosexuality?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Nice!
     
  8. Scarface281

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    No, but they will at Grand Texas. :cool:
     
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    Yeah the mens restroom isn't dirty because they don't clean it enough. Especially when there are people like bigtexxx peeing on other's sandals. Damn alchy.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    I enjoy urinating in a trough myself.
     
  11. BamBam

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    Maybe the guy is a piss/farter? You know they piss and fart at the same. Perhaps he was trying to protect your innocence..."Oh the humanity"..:grin:
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  12. Roc Paint

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    Take your Seinfeld reference and stick it!
     
  13. crossover

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  14. TheRealist137

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    I hate urinals where there are no dividers and the yet are so close next to each other. You are practically staring at each others dongs. Even if you stare upwards your peripheral vision still catches it.
     
  15. ChumpCity

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    Fixed for you. Had it been real Scarface, nobody would have ever seen the offender again.
     
  16. bigtexxx

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    feelings of inadequacy?

    I don't mind the opportunity to showcase
     
  17. Nook

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    You are an alpha male and as such view the situation differently than those that defer in virtually every situation. Do not look down upon them, for although they are weak, they are part of the natural order.
     
  18. Roc Paint

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    I guess I'm in a pissy mood today.
     
  19. Dgn1

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    Stupid macho bull****. The guy was pee shy or maybe he didn't want your over spray all over him. No big deal at all.
     
  20. HR Dept

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    Be honest, a co-worker caught you buffing the old banana at the urinal in the restroom. You sick SOB.
     

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