A Jeremy Lin Hater and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig." The LOH, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
Luther Head and Yao Ming walk into a Karaoke bar in West Bellaire and Yao asks what's good to eat. The bartenders says, 'EAT THE HEAD... EAT THE HEAD!!!""
Jeremy Lin Fan walks into a bar and yells, "All Lin Haters are A-holes" Man at the end of the bar says" I object to that remark". Guy says "Why, are you a Lin Hater?" Man says "No, I'm an A-hole"
A Lin Hater walks into a bar and orders five shots of whiskey. The bartender pours them, and watches as the LOH downs each one in quick succession. As soon as the LOH finishes the bartender jokingly asks "what's the occasion?" To which the LOH replies "my first blowjob." The bartender immediately offers a free congratulatory shot, and the LOH replies "No thanks, if five shots didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt the sixth will help."
a lof walks into a bar and strikes up a convo with someone named steve. steve says lin should stop picking up his dribble in the paint. the lof calls steve a loh and kills him.
after the Miami game, what did McHale say to Jeremy before he got on the plane? "Jeremy, get on the plane."
