Some suggestions: "Are we just going to ignore..." "Looks like I'm going to..." ".....we have a problem" "....about to show the world he is on ....'s level" "Is it time to take .... seriously?" Which ones am I forgetting?
Are we just gonna ignore titles. I just ignore those threads and pretty much any thread started by Carl.
Either of the following: [girlfriend] [dumped] [relationship] paired with [advice] Lame youngsters nowadays.
(photoshop) photoshop the season, photoshop the glory, photoshop the pain, photoshop the playoffs, photoshop the photoshop.
"In this thread every post must have..." Only one of these threads has ever stood the test of time (possibly two, if you count the picture 1.0 thread).