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eating on the toilet, anyone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jo mama, Mar 6, 2014.

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ok or no way?

  1. ok to eat whilst pooping

    12 vote(s)
    9.6%
  2. not ok to eat whilst pooping

    113 vote(s)
    90.4%
  1. ynelilvs99

    ynelilvs99 Member

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    This is kinda on the same note. I have seen my female boss (obv I'm female too) come out of the bathroom without washing her hands. Multiple times so it's not a one off thing anyway it's the grossest thing ever. But eating while u r on the toilet?? No words for that. Bleh
     
  2. Hmm

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    Disgusting....
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Clutchfans never ceases to amaze me, lol.
     
  4. The Real Shady

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    I like eating frito pies on the toilet. The wonderful aroma of my s*** nicely compliments the chili, beans, and fritos to make an amazing eating experience. Somewhat similar to eating a taquito and taking a sip of salsa after you take a bite.
     
  5. tmoney1101

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    From what I understand that's the only way to do it.
     
  6. dback816

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    I don't think I've even drank a bottle on the water.

    Why the hell would you ever eat while taking a dump?
     
  7. htwnbandit

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    Lol I remember trying to look for the 2 girls 1 cup video in middle school and never finding it. I wonder if I'm lucky that I didn't.
     
  8. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    i know, right? i cant believe so many people have an issue with this!

    look, obviously combining the acts of eating and pooping are not optimal and i can honestly say that it was a first for me, but i had no choice here yall. it was either take it with me or leave it out to get cold.

    there are all those studies out about how there is more bacteria in the average kitchen sink than there is in your toilet...yet i bet many of you prepare and even eat food right next to your sink...GROSS!!!! if you think about it, the bathroom might be the most sanitary place in the house to eat.

    i forgot to mention, but i was also reading a book. TRIFECTA FTW!!! reading is the common link b/t pooping and eating...it is enjoyable whilst doing either, but if you can bring all three together it becomes more than the sum of its parts...its is dare i say, transcendent.

    peep this venn diagram i made.

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  9. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    f***in' hell dude, thanks for reminding me that i am old!:(
     
  10. atomicanderz

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    A beverage going in your mouth as urine coming out... That's science.
     
  11. JusBleezy

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    What are we?? Animals?? No way man!
     
  12. moestavern19

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    Tortoise is not poop rock you life eating jailhouse.
     
  13. hooroo

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    a new low in the hangout :(
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    Word of advice for tro-mama. Left hand wipes the ass. Right had scoops the food.
     
  15. Angkor Wat

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    that is ****ing gross. the 13 that voted its okay must be morbidly obese
     
  16. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    exactly moestavern. tortoise is post rock.

    not me. im built like a younger, handsomer liam neeson.
     
  17. stipendlax

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    This some David Yao ****.
     
  18. stipendlax

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    Yow*

    Damn
     

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