What if we just started calling him something completely random like Captain 5 Chili. People can start bringing signs to games, abbreviating it to C5C, etc. He will be so confused. And when people are asked about it, they can all give a random explanation for where the name came from. So nobody will have the same explanation. Everybody will be so damn confused at it. Nobody knows why he is Captain 5 Chili and nobody can get a straight answer. Everyone's heads will explode, but the fact remains that he will be forever known as Captain 5 Chili.
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