How to shut up bird

talk to landlord, police, HOA. Depending on where you live, there is an authority whose job it is to handle noisy neighbors. Its ****ed up that someone is just okay with screwing with someone else's sleep.

 

An idea...

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Or, if that fails - blare this on repeat...

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I opened this thread thinking it was another relationship drama thread.

 

Tell him Jeremy Lin is a joke and then proceed to leave KFC buckets everywhere so he knows his bird isn't safe.

 

This.

When in doubt, always use race. Play to your race's strength. Use the media's negative representation of you to your advantage.

 

buy a python and disguise him like a birdhouse

 

^ That's a great idea.

or you could always buy 2 birds and make twice the noise.

 

I think 1/4 kg of monosodium glutamate mixed with bird feed will do.

 

The Sixers have always known how to take care of Birds. I'd ask them.

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Have you tried calling Homeland Security?

 

get over it, your neighbor has the right to own a bird and the bird has the right to be loud... i hate people that think the world is supposed to bow down to their wants.

 

I just don't understand why you think you have the right to silence another being.

 

Is it a cockatiel or a cockatoo?!?

 

Seriously? Are you under the impression you can blare music as loud as u want?

 

Pet birds just suck all the way around.

Is there any way you could pay some homeless person to break into the guy's house and free the bird?

 

Spoiler

 

Bring him to me