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Spencer Hawes uses Obama toilet paper

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. Carl Herrera

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    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/02/evan-turner-spencer-hawes-barack-obama-toilet-paper/




    This is not to discuss Hawes' personal party affiliation or even the appropriateness of his toilet paper use-- let's leave these for the D&D forum.

    I would, however, wonder how this impacts an NBA basketball team. Given the ethnic and political makeup of the NBA, I would think that many NBA players, even many of the non-African American players, would find this toilet paper use to be insulting and inappropriate, even racist. Now, I don't think that most guys mind that Hawes is a Republican (and I remember that Ron Artest was friends with him in their Sacramento days) but I do think that many would be bothered by the Obama toilet paper. Some might laugh it off as Evan Turner did, but others would not.

    Hawes has been in trade rumors (involving Houston and other teams). I wonder if teams would be reluctant to acquire him now that this fact about him has come to light.
     
  2. heypartner

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    Thanks Obama

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    Something tells me Georgia Pacific makes this toilet paper. haha
     
  3. NotChandlerParsons

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    Gonna be awkward when the Sixers when it all and visit the White House.

    Oh well, maybe Obama uses Spencer Hawes toilet paper.
     
  4. cheke64

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    To each their own
    I use mchale toilet paper and Jeremy Lin condoms.
     
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  5. Zboy

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    If the team that he is on wins a championship while Obama is still the president (via trade etc.), the visit to the White House will be awkward. :grin:
     
  6. K-Low_4_Prez

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    What an idiot, I mean you would think he would care more about the comfort of his ass than to make some dumb "political statement", you know that toilet paper is like notebook paper!
     
  7. R0ckets03

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    Where can I order me some Malone/Stockton toilet paper?
     
  8. rhino17

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    Haha, my mom got these for everyone's stockings at christmas this year
     
  9. heypartner

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    I think 00rocketgirl makes that.
     
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    That toilet paper is probably very, very, very, very soft.
     
  11. heypartner

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    Yeah, it looks rough and sturdy,,,but it's actually soft like the Karl Malone toilet paper.
     
  12. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Who are we to say what anyone can stick in their ass?
     
  13. K-Low_4_Prez

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    the real story here is how cheap Hawes is
     
  14. Patience

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    Awww.... He's just mad 'cause his name sounds like "Spencer Whores" whenever Hubie Brown is calling the game.
     
  15. King1

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    Who cares?
     
  16. Haymitch

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    Being a proctologist, I actually can.
     
  17. Roxnostalgia

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    I'll play devils advocate and say it's better than using his left hand.
     
  18. apollo33

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    wait does the ink run off into your bumhole

    that would suck
     
  19. B-Bob

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    Well, yeah, the book on Hawes is that he can never go left.
     
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    bigtexxx blows his load.
     

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