This is literally whats going to happen to the rest of the NBA. Everyone will be a pile of dust and on that pile only the Rockets will remain basking in the glory of Larry O'Brien. Discuss. Spoiler
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I am very proud of how Dwight has improved this season. He started off looking so bad, and now, he's looking more and more the player we hoped for. I really wasn't sure signing Howard was the best decision, but I am glad we did it now. Howard is getting better week by week.
Hell no! Howard was going to sneeze at the end of the gif. We demand to see the power of his sneeze (Godzilla?) after seeing the power of his laser eyes!