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How do I get my girlfriend to smoke weed with me?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Carmenjello, Jan 7, 2014.

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  1. Carmenjello

    Carmenjello Member

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    So...she just threatened to kill herself. What do I do
     
    #121 Carmenjello, Jan 8, 2014
  2. el gnomo

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    If you're still trolling, you deserve a permaban.

    [​IMG]
     
    #122 el gnomo, Jan 8, 2014
  3. Mr. Brightside

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    Tell her to relax and stop being so uptight. Pass the blunt.
     
    #123 Mr. Brightside, Jan 8, 2014
  4. M.G.

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    #124 M.G., Jan 8, 2014
  5. Carmenjello

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    why are you still in this thread if you think im trolling
     
    #125 Carmenjello, Jan 8, 2014
  6. Carmenjello

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    #126 Carmenjello, Jan 8, 2014
  7. Phillyrocket

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    Thank your lucky stars you dodged a bullet and didn't end up in a serious relationship.
     
    #127 Phillyrocket, Jan 8, 2014
  8. thebeardedwon

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    Dab that ****.
     
    #128 thebeardedwon, Jan 9, 2014
  9. Karolik

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    Ok, its obvious you're both loonies. You and your GF deserve anything that happens.
     
    #129 Karolik, Jan 9, 2014
  10. Panda23

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    wtf LOL
     
    #130 Panda23, Jan 9, 2014
  11. sammy

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    Are you in school? Get your ish straight. That's what I would do.
     
    #131 sammy, Jan 9, 2014
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    This is a very bad post. Please ignore this one.
     
    #132 RocketRaccoon, Jan 9, 2014
  13. droopy421

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    This dude is straight trolling.
     
    #133 droopy421, Jan 9, 2014
  14. thebeardedwon

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    Straight up! Anyone that doesn't see that at this point is clueless. I just read the piss in her mouth thread. OP is a professional troll LOL
     
    #134 thebeardedwon, Jan 9, 2014
  15. SwoLy-D

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    Get off BBS's. Call a professional. Troll a REAL doctor instead of us. :)
     
    #135 SwoLy-D, Jan 9, 2014
  16. Nook

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    1. Pull out your I-Phone and hit "video" and "record"

    2. Take off your clothes, make that hot mexican chick you smoked with take her clothes off.

    3. Smoke mar1juana while engaging in nasty sexual behavior.

    4. Send the video to your girlfriend as an attachment that says: "Baby I love you, take me back."

    5. Don't worry anymore, you gave her a shot, it didn't work out... move on.

    6. Fall asleep.

    7. Wake up at 2:00 PM to start your shift at Taco Bell by 3:00 PM.
     
    #136 Nook, Jan 9, 2014
  17. dkoune

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    Remember all your intentions and realize there is a sub conscious reason for it, you desiring your girl friend to smoke the weedzz with you, maybe your souls calling to start something new in your life together that can bring similar state of minds. Yoga, Deep breathing, etc maybe???
     
    #137 dkoune, Jan 9, 2014
  18. Angkor Wat

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    Well yea, that can happen when you piss in somebody's mouth unknowingly lol
     
    #138 Angkor Wat, Jan 9, 2014
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  20. Toast

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    Totally disagree. Smart chicks don't try to change their man. They accept or move on.

    I suggest you take the same approach. If she's willing to try, offer. If not, hey, more for you.
     
    #140 Toast, Jan 9, 2014
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