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What kind of CPR is this?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Brightside, Jan 4, 2014.

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  1. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Member

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    Curious indeed.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/cFlUOVJyV4I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #1 Mr. Brightside, Jan 4, 2014
  2. M.G.

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    New groundbreaking technique, actually. Learned it at Lifeguarding class last year. It's extremely effective and has a success rate of 1%. Just hope you don't get paired up with a male, though. :eek:
     
    #2 M.G., Jan 4, 2014
  3. krnxsnoopy

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    Why so serious?
     
    #3 krnxsnoopy, Jan 4, 2014
  4. Jontro

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    How you s'posed to sleep when you got dudes fappin you?
     
    #4 Jontro, Jan 4, 2014
  5. heypartner

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    Looks like the loser is the real winner.
     
    #5 heypartner, Jan 4, 2014
  6. robbie380

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    You know how I know you're gay?
     
    #6 robbie380, Jan 4, 2014
  7. RedRedemption

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    All my years of CPR training have not prepared me for this.
     
    #7 RedRedemption, Jan 4, 2014
  8. Two Sandwiches

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    He was with it, but just didn't want to open his eyes because he was pretending that it was not another man grabbing on his hang down.
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, Jan 4, 2014
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    No telling what advanced methods were used wherever they carried him ...
     
    #9 Dr of Dunk, Jan 4, 2014
  10. Dr of Dunk

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    I busted out laughing reading your sig after watching that video.
     
    #10 Dr of Dunk, Jan 4, 2014
  11. dc rock

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    Manipulation of blood flow to keep the patient from falling into heavy unconsciousness. Helps stabilize the system. Thank goodness someone was on hand to act fast.
     
    #11 dc rock, Jan 4, 2014
  12. LC Rox Fan

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    "Crazy Penis Rubbing" LOL
     
    #12 LC Rox Fan, Jan 4, 2014
  13. CCorn

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    My ex girlfriend could have used this technique after my 21st birthday.
     
    #13 CCorn, Jan 4, 2014
  14. ILoveWhiteGirls

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    So rubbing your junk or another man giving you mouth to mouth, which one is less gay?
     
    #14 ILoveWhiteGirls, Jan 4, 2014
  15. Duncan McDonuts

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    Is that a serious question?
     
    #15 Duncan McDonuts, Jan 4, 2014
  16. juicystream

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    Well, looks they grabbed his junk via the pocket, so I think it is no homo.

    Can't blame him for not waking up. That was probably an awesome dream.
     
    #16 juicystream, Jan 4, 2014
  17. Sajan

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    I need to renew mine.

    Is there a female version of the class I can sign up for?
     
    #17 Sajan, Jan 4, 2014
  18. Blurr#7

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    I'd hate to see what they do if you have something lodged in your throat.
     
    #18 Blurr#7, Jan 4, 2014
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