My ex-girlfriend sent me an Invite to her Wedding.

If she showed she was selfish and/or petty, it might not be in your best interest to go.

 

like justtxyank said, it's all about the mind games. Mine once sent me an email with links to her wedding pics. of course, i was going to click. you know how many times i've been ricked roll'd? lost count. =)

obviously she wanted you to know. she could have just sent a dead fish.

 

get free food and ignore her lol

 

Offer condolences to her husband and let him know she likes the back door action during her time of the month.

 

Do it. It's a subliminal message.

 

You should go and bang her husband! Show everybody real good.

 

This.

Please report back.

 

If things did not end good between you two. Then why even go? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

 

I'm disappointed. 2nd page, and still no pics.

Can't advise without pics.

 

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Girls don't see everything so black and white. They'll keep everyone as close as possible so they can one day play platonically in a field of meadows and a bigger social group translates to higher self esteem. This is moreso true with American women than European because the latter have stronger genetics which means more self worth.

The only option is to never listen to CFans and take matters into your own hands by hitting on all the single bridesmaid and women at the wedding. Don't worry about the married ones because you want to establish a code of ethics and pretend to be the good guy. You should see this as an invite to shag her friends and that's exactly what you're going to do.

 

I think that's the plan.

 

Honestly, I'd email and confirm it wasn't a mistake. Plus, based on her reply, you should know if she was just being nice or shady.

 

Didn't she send an RSVP of some sort? I'm sure that would be enough. Would also be dickish to not RSVP but then just show up.

 

She thinks she's "winning" the break up you guys had and is rubbing it in your face. She expects you to not show probably. Show up and laugh at how the next day you'll be a free man... show up to claim your victory.

 

Yeah, don't listen to this guy. The guy whining about being dickish. That's why your girls left you - it wasn't just the small dick.

Too much self doubt.

Too much over analyzation.

Send her a casual -

Hey minge,

Would love to come. Please seat me with the bridesmaids.

-Progs

Don't quietly RSVP like a rabbit.

This whole thing is a license for you to sleep with her friends - she likes the idea of it until it actually happens but by then it's too late. Girls are constantly thinking of ways to get their friends laid. Don't think and do it - it's not some sinister plot by her.

 

ask her if you can bring a date, and then show up with a hardenesque big booty hoe

 

This is actually the correct way to handle the situation.