86 year old Illini fan wins contest for threesome, chokes on dinner en route, dies http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/grandpa-who-won-romp-with-2-hookers-as-prize-dies-on-way-to-threesome
I'm 14 and my mother and father are fighting again... y'know, because she caught him again. Caught him... This time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him, I said, "You're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more." And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day. Spoiler
I got my first real six-string, bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it 'til my fingers bled. It was the summer of '69. Me and some guys from school had a band, and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married. I should've known we'd never get far. Oh, when I look back now that summer seemed to last forever. And if I had the choice, I'd always wanna be there. Those were the best days of my life.
Quite sad it was a howard stern contest where grandson enters grandad who hasn't had sex since his wife died
My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...
