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I'm probably the best athlete on Clutchfans

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. smr6

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  2. HR Dept

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    Thank you for your service.
     
  3. nachbarFTW

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    Im probably the most apathetic person on clutchfans
     
  4. droopy421

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    Wasn't paul the same guy stalking ladies in the UH library and taking pictures of their backs?
     
  5. LCAhmed

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    Best athlete on CF?




    LCAhmed is this guy.

    LCAhmed has split a poker tournament first place finish with 2 professional poker players out in Vegas.

    LCAhmed has been invited to play MLG for Rainbow Six Vegas (back in it's relevance)

    LCAhmed was ranked top 1000 on NBA 2k9 for Xbox 360

    LCAhmed won the HWY 3 Masjid 1st annual (only annual) 5 on 5 basketball tournament of 2010.

    LCAhmed played high school football and took his team to the playoffs with his great support from the sideline

    LCAhmed could be a professional speed eater, but decides not to so that other professional eaters do not feel discouraged.

    LCAhmed has scored over 100 more than 4 times on Super Shot at multiple locations (Main Event, Renos, Slick Willies)

    If it is not clear that LCAhmed is this guy, then your understanding of this guy is unclear.
     
  6. Nero

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    I said it the last time Paul started one of these threads, and I will say it again: Hey Paul, I am pushing 50, fluffy, not tall, caucasian, and haven't seriously picked up a basketball in probably ten years.. and I would be extremely surprised if you could beat me in 1-on-1, 'champ'.

    Back in college, there were even then a whole bunch of the Vietnamese dudes addicted to basketball. Friends with a lot of them, we played all the time, and some of them could really ball. However, there weren't any of them I couldn't beat 1-on-1.

    Funny though, I don't remember a single one of them ever being proud of being able to shoot spazzy free throws... lol

    Drunk posting at 6:50 on a Wednesday.. SMH .. were you posting from your phone waiting for Karaoke Hour to start?

    :grin:
     
  7. smr6

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    All hail LCAhmed
     
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    So many people taking the thread seriously. Makes me wonder if y'all are getting trolled by him or I'm getting trolled by y'all.
     
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    This guy's threads make me long for the days of YoYao. He was actually funny.
     
  10. Thefabman

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    Just tore my acl reading this thread.
     
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  11. CrazyDave

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    Well, bless your heart.
     
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    Considering I'm not an actual member but a guest speaker, I wouldn't doubt it.

    But I question the competitive drive of someone who competes against a room full of tiny asian men and portly white d00ds with neckbeards and unlimited bandwidth.

    Being the best is about challenging yourself, and this isn't it.

    This isn't it.
     
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    Back in the day, I was individual or dual Intramural CHAMPION in the following:

    Horseshoes
    Bowling
    Badminton

    I was also part of a team that was champs in volleyball and runner-up in softball. I was also on the school wrestling team. So basically, I owned the Olympic sports.
     
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    I've seen him play football at UH.
    He can definitely play football.
    Basketball? I don't know, he was chilling at the Asian side of the court (they play smart & no harden ball).

    Last time I was in Beaumont, place was so boring and everywhere I went to hoop, they weren't that great.
     
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    This might be one of the dumbest threads I have ever seen on Clutchfans.....and there have been a lot of dumb threads. No one cares what you do bro.
     
  16. dmenacela

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    On the contrary, it's brilliant. Paulftsk owns everyone here with his vast knowledge and athleticism.

    POH - Paulftsk Only Haters unite!
     
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    Best stalker currently on the board!
     
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    Thanks, I'll try that guys. I'm pretty determined to be able run 10 miles nonstop by the end of next june.
     
  19. GanjaRocket

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    allah hu akbar!
     
  20. LCAhmed

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    Let's not forget this classic gem from OP

    Thought this was needed for newer members to see and for the older members to reminisce on
     

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