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Sampson: Chandler Parsons is intangible

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    Sampson once again ignores rice cake.
     
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  2. deedee82

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    i might be reading the thread title wrongly. But if Parsons is intangible he can't be measured.
     
  3. A New Age

    A New Age Contributing Member

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    I've watched enough cake boss to know all your egg are belong to us
     
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    if you wish to make a championship team from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

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  5. joesr

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    Parsons is the chef
    cant make the cake without the person making it, duh
     
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    Parsons is MSG (Mono sodium glutamate)... doesn't matter what you are cooking, put some in and it will make it taste nicer...
     
  7. just a word

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    Parsons is not the chef yo.

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    Clutch win. Mind blowing
     
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    Wow
    So Glue
    Much Sticky
    Very Hair Gel
     
  10. bmd

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    Chandler Egg.

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    Sampson outrages millions of vegans live at 10
     
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    You can make it without flour, but I'm not sure about eggs.
     
  13. acsorelle4

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    Fapped.
     
  14. KlutchQT

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    Many of you were clearly sleep-deprived and thus, delirious, while commenting on this thread. I'll allow it.
     
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    that's why you have to go with the eye test.;)
     
  16. just a word

    just a word Member

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    HOW DO I REP YOU
     
  17. Invisible Fan

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    If he bolts during fa, would he be Chandler eggs Benedict Arnold?
     
  18. Samurai Jack

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    Freaking awesome!!!!
     
  19. Carl Herrera

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    An intangible being like Chandler cannot be seen by the human eye. What you think you see is not Chandler, but Chandler's representative.
     

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