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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobloblaw, Dec 7, 2013.

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  1. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    If you wear a dress and lipstick, he may accept.
     
  2. got em COACH

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    when in doubt, whip it out :cool:
     
  3. Hustle Town

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    Who's Dennis? :confused:
     
  4. LosPollosHermanos

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  5. LosPollosHermanos

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    brah Dennis is a legend. Don't question.
     
  6. TheFreak

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    Dude needs to take a lap.
     
  7. AB423

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    Just make her laugh and she'll like you and when you ask questions make it an open ended question so it won't be a one word answer.
     
  8. Remix

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    Make a move at the end of the date. If she goes for it good for you, if she doesn't at least she'll know you had the balls to do so and she will probably like that you wanted to kiss her
     
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    better way for her to be sure you have balls is to actually show her your balls, attain an erection and then proceed to fornicate with her
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

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    or on her. Either one is ok.
     
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  11. bobloblaw

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    I tested myself tonight. I was incidentally walking behind a hot chick and gave her the "don't worry about the homeless. I'm here for you." She was into it but had a boyfriend (supposedly). I feel very confident now
     
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    You are over thinking this. It's about YOU, not her.
     
  13. bobloblaw

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    :confused:

    I made that story up.
     
  14. txppratt

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    if she really is out of your league then try to pretend she's not and just imagine her taking a dump. that's should help force some perspective enough for you not to go full r****d.
     
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    purposely act awkward, huh?
    and it works for you, huh?
    I call bull****

    If it has in fact worked for you I can only imagine you are young and date dumb girls not women. So.. good for you??
     
  16. DudeWah

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    It's cyoot as *** doe.

    Last two girls I've dated have gone to Rice. Must be dumb. Who knows?

    You sound like one of those "mature and independent women" that is an actual riot to be around. Perhaps you should stop talking yourself so seriously.
     
  17. Rox11

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    okay you had your minute of fame, stop talking about yourself.
     
  18. bobloblaw

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    Thanks guys. I got laid. There will be time to regret--tomorrow. Anyway--responding to the previous post. Acting awkward per se Will not help. The key is being ambiguous to the point that people assume you are serious and a genius
     
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  20. TheMystery008

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    Op is lying.

    -.-

    Stop making stuff up!
     

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