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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobloblaw, Dec 7, 2013.

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  1. Rox11

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    Pay a lady across the bar to come up mid date and complement you.....while heisenberg watches charlie rose.
     
  2. khanhdum

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    do this and guarantee she will be your wife

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  3. bobloblaw

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    You have no idea. I haven't left my apartment in months.

    Also... She does read my law blog. That's how we met.
     
  4. Rocketman95

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    I'd bring up Paul Walker and your feelings on his death within the first five minutes.
     
  5. bobloblaw

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    If only I could find a girl who would go with me to see movies like the Fast Five and Riddick.
     
  6. nickb492

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    The way to win any girl's heart.

    Demonstrate Value:First you will want to "D" demonstrate your value, this can be achieved in many ways from forging prescriptions for a fictitious grandmother, to having a magnum condom peeking out of your wallet as you pay for something.

    Engage Physically:Then you're going to want to "E" engage her physically. It's often best if you try to do this without even going on a date. Maybe say "There's a nice restaurant that doesn't take reservations" to make it sound exclusive. But then when you get there it's closed, as it always is on Sundays, so you suggest going back to your place to watch a movie and eat pizza... Then the sexual waltz begins!

    Nurture Dependence:At this point she will naturally become dependent on you, all women do this. What you're going to want to do here is "N" nurture that dependence. Maybe slash her tires, or one of my personal favorites, create a fictitious scary neighbor that won't leave her alone, and then tell her, "I'll take care of it."

    Neglect Emotionally:Now you're going to want to "N" neglect emotionally. Stop returning texts and phone calls, and if she has problems that she depends on you to help her with, you won't be around to help.

    Inspire Hope:Let her know you're there for her, and lead her to believe that you're ready to take the relationship to the next level. Then you'll bang. This will undoubtedly be the best bang of all because she'll think that she's broken through your tough exterior and you're learning to love.

    Separate Entirely:Finally, "S" separate entirely. Slip out into the night, never to be seen or heard from again.
     
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    Best post of the thread. Do you have any book recommendations with a similar philosophy? I'm thinking of checking out "The 48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene.

    “When you show yourself to the world and display your talents, you naturally stir all kinds of resentment, envy, and other manifestations of insecurity... you cannot spend your life worrying about the petty feelings of others"
     
  8. Jontro

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    I aint no girl, but I'll go see it with you, breh. Them movies be boss!
     
  9. TheFreak

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yGLwqtOF_XY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  10. LosPollosHermanos

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    Yea Id you are talking like this you are going to **** this up. She is going out with you, stop with that self defeating bs , it never works. You'll do great, I won't say be yourself, "but be the way that makes you feel comfortable. Good luck and think higher of yourself.
     
  11. Antec

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    This thread sucks.

    Pics or GTFO.
     
  12. Antec

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    I came into here expecting a thread with potential and PICS.

    Fail.
     
  13. nickb492

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    Oooh I don't, but keep this in mind. Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese.
     
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    You've got to neg her and escalate kino the first chance you get.
     
  15. bobloblaw

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    I'm sorry to disappoint you Antec.

    I guess I will GTFO of this thread.
     
  16. sugrlndkid

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    watch this movie with her...lol

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  17. ynelilvs99

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    She wouldn't of said yes if she didn't find u at least a little attractive.
    You must also be either interesting or really funny. So you have that going for you.
    Act normal, don't try too hard. If its meant to be itll happen :)
    Be nice, open doors etc. Don't go in to kiss her without some touching first.. holding hands or the like.
    And of course, respect her!! :)
    Good luck!
     
  18. ynelilvs99

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    If there is any awkwardness there will NOT be a second date. U can take that one to the bank. So BE CASUAL !!
     
  19. Panda23

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    LOL!!!!!

    Such self-confidence man. At least feign confidence. Apparently girls dig that shiet
     
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    This isn't true. I purposely act awkward all the time for fun. In a cute way of course. I always get a second date.
     

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