"I make her take this dick like advice" "That p***y boneless, that's Chick-fil-A" "These *****s think they hard, these *****s just nipples" Guess Who?
“When we had sex I was in the Mercedes. And I ain’t crazy but if that’s my baby then we gonna have to name that lil baby Mercedes.”
"Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous. My apologies, are you into astrology? Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus. Kanye West "Don't they know my n**** Gutter f*****' kidnap kids? F*** 'em in the ***, throw 'em over the bridge." B.I.G. "Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue." Bieber "On my Proactiv s***. Pop that p***y like a zit" Lil Wayne "The door bell rings cause the party’s here I’m crankin up the stereo like it’s New Year Walkin’ round the house like who’s Da Man? Can’t nobody do it like Aaron can." Aaron Carter "Hi kids. Do you like violence? Do you wanna see me stick 9 inch nails into each one of my eyelids? Eminem
I have to go back to Canibus and 2nd Round K.O. ... I still have no idea what he was thinking when he penned this bit of artistic wonder : Well let me tell you something - you might got more cash than me But you ain't got the skills to eat a *****'s ass like me Oh hayul no. More recently, I still chuckle when Jay-Z goes off on his "cake ... cake... cake... cake" and then starts using kinds of cake in his lyrics ... pound cake, upside down cake, clown cake, "carrot" cake. All I see is Forrest Gump talking about shrimp when it gets to these lyrics.
"Yea right picture that with a kodak And better yet, go to times square Take a picture of me with a kodak "
he really set himself up for failure with the first line though. subject clearly was delusional and did not plan his exit.
Nikki Minaj has some of the worst lyrics I have ever heard. She makes Crunchy Black sound like Biggie. Favorite all time worst lyrics are on an Action Bronson song with Riff Raff on it. I could not stop laughing. Also not to bring down but PIMP C died today in 2007 and I love UGK and it's not the worst but WTF man. LOL. Everytime i hear this song I start laughing. That guy was the weirdest.
Was gonna come in this thread to agree that 2Chainz is the worst, but I forgot about the existence of Riff Raff. That guy needs to be stopped immediately.
This thread is funny as hell. 2 chains or chainz has a missing chromosome lyrically. I'm diffrent yeah I'm diffrent....I'm diffrent yeah I'm diffrent. WTF man
I honestly don't understand all the 2chainz hate. Now I'm all about old school meaningful rap, the Gangstarrs, the cunninglynguists, and the Pacs of the world have a time and place. Chainz is a different niche. It's catchy party beats that you can bust a move to, and it's punny, often clever quotables that add a nice fun flavor to his music. In fact, I enjoy listening to 2chainz way more than the crap Wayne, Yeezy, and most of of the stuff put out by the idiots in today's rap game. look back at it (woah) look back at it (woah) then I put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic Yeah it's going down, so get up might valet park a BRINKS TRUCK If you can't appreciate the humor in these verses, you're probably a grouchy grouch who likes to listen to deep music all the time.... Or ya know, you have a different taste in music than I do :grin:
I used to say 2 chains sucks and just cringed when i saw people jaming to him. Then i listened to one of his songs, laughed pretty hard and realized i was being a fagget about all of it.
