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[Shameless] I'm not satisfied....with the size...of my penis...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Dec 3, 2013.

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  1. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Member

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    My girl keeps saying that she finds me big and wants to measure me at some point. Should I let her do it?
     
    #81 FTW Rockets FTW, Dec 4, 2013
  2. danoman

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    Girls have flaws too. Just work on all other aspects of your game! And get that money, you'll be aight.
     
    #82 danoman, Dec 4, 2013
  3. RocketBlood

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    Can someone make a poll asking the size down there?
     
    #83 RocketBlood, Dec 4, 2013
  4. LCAhmed

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    Guys Seriously, click and watch WITH CAUTION. NSFW!!!

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  5. v3.0

    v3.0 Member

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    Is the OP trying to **** himself?
     
    #85 v3.0, Dec 4, 2013
  6. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

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    Does that guy have a clitoris?
     
    #86 Falcons Talon, Dec 4, 2013
  7. dragician

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    [​IMG]
     
    #87 dragician, Dec 4, 2013
  8. SwoLy-D

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    Whoa. I never heard of any girl wanting to measure a guy's anus. Sure. Let her measure your ass. It will be a first. :eek: Let us know the results!
     
    #88 SwoLy-D, Dec 4, 2013
  9. London'sBurning

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    Learn how to f-uck. Chances are if you're at the point where a woman is seeing your wang, that means you're about to f-uck. If she isn't coming back for more, it's not necessarily lack of size that's the reason to blame. Even better endowed dudes know how to use their hands and tongue. You gotta do something between recovering after all.
     
    #89 London'sBurning, Dec 4, 2013
  10. jev5555

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    [​IMG]
     
    #90 jev5555, Dec 4, 2013
  11. Nook

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    Hell no!

    It always looks bigger than it actually is...
     
    #91 Nook, Dec 4, 2013
  12. Deckard

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    Someone hasn't done enough research. They stretch, regardless of the height of the chick, and regardless of the "depth" that she is "down there." While there may be exceptions, my own extensive research tells me that this is an absolute truth.
     
    #92 Deckard, Dec 4, 2013
  13. TheChosenOne

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    you're ****ing weird OP
     
    #93 TheChosenOne, Dec 4, 2013
  14. bobloblaw

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    Agreed. That was an insane statement. I refuse to believe that my penis is smaller than OP's. You've got to bring the pain. Women like it.
     
    #94 bobloblaw, Dec 4, 2013
  15. Panda23

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    yep, when a girls' aroused it elongates, to accomodate dicks, nobody wants to fk in dry walls
     
    #95 Panda23, Dec 4, 2013
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