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[Shameless] I'm not satisfied....with the size...of my penis...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Dec 3, 2013.

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  1. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    You must relate to this guy.

    [​IMG]
     
    #41 FLASH21, Dec 3, 2013
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, my friend. Of course, if you're worried about it, my advice is to become a cunning linguist. Master that art and a woman won't care about the size or lack thereof.

    Of course, my tongue is magical and my dong is GI-NOR-MUS, so I'm really talkin' out my ass here. Good luck!
     
    #42 Rocketman95, Dec 3, 2013
  3. CCorn

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    Don't click the spoiler!!!!!
     
    #43 CCorn, Dec 3, 2013
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Date midget chicks.
    OR
    Date chicks with LITTLE hands?

    That's all I got. :eek:
     
    #44 SwoLy-D, Dec 3, 2013
  5. Phillyrocket

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    Concentrate on accumulating lots of cash.

    Then magically it won't matter.
     
    #45 Phillyrocket, Dec 3, 2013
  6. ynelilvs99

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    Sad for u
    And for the ladies u do it with :(
     
    #46 ynelilvs99, Dec 3, 2013
  7. ynelilvs99

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    Or girls who love oral ??
     
    #47 ynelilvs99, Dec 3, 2013
  8. ynelilvs99

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    First sentence.
    Not true
     
    #48 ynelilvs99, Dec 3, 2013
  9. Salvy

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    LMAO best answer yet.... Funny but true.... Petite girls for the W....
     
    #49 Salvy, Dec 3, 2013
  10. SwoLy-D

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    Don't you all? :confused:

    Besides, his fingers might be bigger.
     
    #50 SwoLy-D, Dec 3, 2013
  11. ynelilvs99

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    Not all
     
    #51 ynelilvs99, Dec 3, 2013
  12. ynelilvs99

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    I have this one friend oral is the only way she can orgasm :(
    And no it's not me if anything I have the opposite problem
     
    #52 ynelilvs99, Dec 3, 2013
  13. Rockets1988-

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    Disregard females, acquire currency.
     
    #53 Rockets1988-, Dec 3, 2013
  14. LC Rox Fan

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/QyViuXFyIE4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #54 LC Rox Fan, Dec 3, 2013
  15. Panda23

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    Cause girls just LOVE cervical boxing

    #watchingtoomuchporn
     
    #55 Panda23, Dec 3, 2013
  16. percicles

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/S1w8OQEcplY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #56 percicles, Dec 3, 2013
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    good lord, I hope the OP knows what he's gotten himself into..

    [​IMG]
     
    #57 BDswangHTX, Dec 3, 2013
  18. FTW Rockets FTW

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    fap a lot and each time pull it 1/10th of an inch
     
    #58 FTW Rockets FTW, Dec 3, 2013
  19. FLASH21

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    They're fake statues from Taiwan. Haha.

    OP, did you know that the average vagina depth is 3.3 inches. The average male penis size is 4.4 inches.

    Even the tiniest penis should be able to hit that G spot as long as you know how to put the motion in the ocean.
     
    #59 FLASH21, Dec 3, 2013
  20. Invisible Fan

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    This. The cervix itself doesn't have much nerve endings. It's the surrounding parts that are sensitive that can get rattled by hitting it
     
    #60 Invisible Fan, Dec 3, 2013
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