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[Shameless] I'm not satisfied....with the size...of my penis...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Dec 3, 2013.

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  1. ILoveWhiteGirls

    ILoveWhiteGirls Rookie

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    5- star thread!
     
    #21 ILoveWhiteGirls, Dec 3, 2013
  2. PinkTacos

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    Check your spam folder...you will find plenty of solutions for your problem...

    Or...lose weight (pubic fat hides penis size & also weight loss can increase blood flow to region), trim pubic hair.
    Also 4 inches, is that bone pressed?
     
    #22 PinkTacos, Dec 3, 2013
  3. CCorn

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    If you get the herp bad enough the swelling can add a half inch.
     
    #23 CCorn, Dec 3, 2013
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  4. mrm32

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    Become rich.
     
    #24 mrm32, Dec 3, 2013
  5. BamBam

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    Become a magician, and learn how to use "smoke and mirrors"...:eek:
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    #25 BamBam, Dec 3, 2013
  6. LosPollosHermanos

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    Take that extenz ****. I hear it works.
     
    #26 LosPollosHermanos, Dec 3, 2013
  7. bigtexxx

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    don't worry brah -- crank length is really the woman's problem, not yours. What's important is that you achieve climax.
     
    #27 bigtexxx, Dec 3, 2013
  8. KingCheetah

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    Three inch thread.
     
    #28 KingCheetah, Dec 3, 2013
  9. KingCheetah

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    Spoken like a true expert on small penises.
     
    #29 KingCheetah, Dec 3, 2013
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  10. OmegaSupreme

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    [​IMG]
     
    #30 OmegaSupreme, Dec 3, 2013
  11. bigtexxx

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    actually I struggle to conceal my thunder while wearing pants of any kind
     
    #31 bigtexxx, Dec 3, 2013
  12. ThatBoyNick

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    In before honey bear brags how big he is.
     
    #32 ThatBoyNick, Dec 3, 2013
  13. BamBam

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    Delete...
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    #33 BamBam, Dec 3, 2013
  14. LC Rox Fan

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    You are the real one suffering in this thread man, I'll pray for you
     
    #34 LC Rox Fan, Dec 3, 2013
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    Like frankly I don't think theres any correlation between race/height/tightness, but maybe stick to smaller girls.. I'm sure if you're built like a coke can that would at least be a redeeming factor.
     
    #35 Panda23, Dec 3, 2013
  16. LCAhmed

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    As long as you're a nice guy, I'm sure women will over look your short comings.....

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    #36 LCAhmed, Dec 3, 2013
  17. pippendagimp

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    carl is not impressed
     
    #37 pippendagimp, Dec 3, 2013
  18. dsnow23

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    Just switch teams and play catcher.
     
    #38 dsnow23, Dec 3, 2013
  19. M.G.

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    Take 10 Viagras and you'll never worry about it again.
     
    #39 M.G., Dec 3, 2013
  20. Deckard

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    OP, you might consider getting a vibrating toy equal to the ardent fantasies you're having about the length of your do wah diddy. One equal to the task, in other words. Your might check out a head shop. They often have them (Planet K in Austin, for example), or look into one of those XXX rated video stores. Just look around. No one will bite you, unless you're under 21 (unless the age is 18... haven't a clue). Dreamers in Austin has an astonishing variety, which I've noticed while perusing the Classics of the '60's, '70's, and early '80's. Kind of hard to miss, actually.

    She/he, or they will thank you. Try, perhaps, "Hey! Look what I found under my bed!" Just be diplomatic.

    (I don't actually know anything about what I just wrote. Nothing!)
     
    #40 Deckard, Dec 3, 2013
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