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The OFFICIAL "I hate the Jazz" thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by A-Train, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. d12babymamas

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    Imagine my surprise when i was drafted by the f-ing jazz on nba2k14. I wanted to tank the games on purpose but didn't want my trade value to plummet. Anyway, as soon as i was able i demanded a trade. First choice was houston but got traded to OKC for durant.
     
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    From 2 years ago...now it's Harpring's annoying commentary, Haywood's face, Kanter's vertical, Lucas' bald spot, Corbin's suits...everything to do with this disgrace of a franchise. ...I HATE UTAH!!!

    The only thing I like about the Jazz is when we beat them...and their empty trophy cabinet.
     
  3. Bandwagoner

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    I am more happy the Jazz are 0-3 than I am the Rockets are 3-0.
     
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    I can't believe I havent seen this yet, but the sheer homogeny of their stadium fans is so insulting lol.
     
  5. d12babymamas

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    Damn and I thought my hate was strong. You trumped me brother. :)
     
  6. Sketzophrenic

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    I hate the Jazz so much I'm willing to give em a part of our foreign fan base and a part of our ClutchFans community.
     
  8. dianelo

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    I hate the Jazz. I hate their ****** boring commentators. I hate their lines about donation to whatever organization when a Jazz hits a three. Sometimes when the Jazz was playing an away game, their voice still came up. So annoying!

    I hate Gordan Haywood. I hate him the first time I see him play. (6/2/2012 vs Knicks). I just don't know why.

    I used to like Mo Williams when he's with the Clippers. Last year he's with the Jazz then I suddenly hate him a bit too.
     
  9. Spacemoth

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    In spite of our recent domination of Utah, can you believe our career record there is 29-60? Ridiculous.
     
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    I'm Mormon but I have lived in Houston since I was six months old. During the championship years the hatred for the jazz built to a greater point because I was around so many of the transplant Utah fans.

    Most of you on the board just have the video evidence of the jazz fan, but to hear their fandom expressed into words is nauseatingly unintelligent. They didn't understand the concept of a pivot foot with Hakeem. They have an unatural love for taking charges. They think Stockton was wide open without the help of Karl. I honestly think they say "Jordan push off" once a day.

    Please don't take this as some self-loathing rant on my part. I love my church, but I want everyone here to know that there is a seperate culture up there. Probably from being isolated in the mountains for all those years.
     
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  12. Bandwagoner

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    What have the Jazz ever contributed to society? The team and their scum of the earth fans should be banned.
     
  13. RedRedemption

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    Pathetic ass polygamist Mormons just unleashed streamers after beating the ROckets. LOL. Pathetic.
     
  14. SK34

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    F the j*zz... they just Jizzed on the freaking rockets :(
     
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    Look - the Jazz are trash and don't deserve their team name, and their fans are really annoying. But cmon.. You can do better than the polygamy card, which is now 123 years old.
     
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    Who cares about polygamy? If a woman wants to marry a guy who is already married, that's their business.

    The biggest insult you can say to anyone from Utah - you live in Utah.
     
  18. Bandwagoner

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    When they stop doing it, we will stop calling them out on it
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    What are you? Some sort sort of a Jazz defender? Is this your best friend?

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    Tell him nice purse
     
  19. Chris Jent MVP

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    Can't say much for his taste, but obviously that guy is happy. You really wouldn't do the same if you could? Don't lie.
     
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    too many damn burks not his team.
     

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