In less than an hour I'm going to have sex with an escort

I have not been around in a minute but I had to post in this thread. I am on page 24 and cannot stop laughing.

 

OP is a role model. I need to check Hangout more often.

 

What you need to realize is that the police have been "turning a blind eye" to this sort of activity for hundreds of years, and are likely to continue to do so for the foreseeable future. That it reflects, in its own way, just one of the differences that make the Netherlands unique. The innate liberalism that permeates the country. My significant other's mother was an immigrant to the States from the Netherlands when she was a teenager in the 1930's, so the S.O. has loads of cousins, aunts, and uncles there, being half Dutch thanks to Mom, and we've spent a lot of time with them in the past.

There's nothing like sitting in the living room of older cousins showing off their recent visit to the Dalmatian coast with a photo album filled with the whole family at the beach. They were at a clothing optional beach, and were all nude. Even more interesting? The father works for KLM, and two of their beautiful daughters were stewardesses in their early 20's, nude at the beach, and sitting with us laughing and talking about the trip while showing us the pictures on the living room couch.

It's a different world. -

 

Pics of nude cousins or it didn't happen.

 

I can't read this if it's not in italics.

 

She is still out working apparently:

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I hope the overalls guy is not the OP.

 

Can't provide them, but trust me, I wish I had some!

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/mugs-august-2-2013?page=1

Mugs: August 2, 2013

Arrested for prostitution, pot possession.

 

Spoiler

 

Welp.. For closure purposes, Jade texted me the other day. Someone showed her this thread and she asked for the videos to be removed.

If there wasn't already a nail in this threads coffin, there is now.

 

Classic.

 

Wouldn't be surprised if it was LIMPSAC himself.

 

Lol

I had a missed call yesterday morning and saw "Jade" Called her back to no answer then she texted me a novel. She was actually very cool about it all though.. I was anticipating a woman's scorn but was really sweet where she had all the right to b**** me out.

 

The clichéd hooker with a heart of gold.

 

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This thread was entertaining while it lasted

 

There were videos? I either forgot or gave up.

 

As you said at least we have closure.

 

Damn. You missed out. Tdash took over in this thread.

 

Ive spent the last 30 minutes trying to figure out the 'epicness" of this thread.

The Cliffsnotes to the Cliffsnotes for those new to the thread.

OP claims to have scored with a "bait-n-switch" escort.
Captain-Save-A-Ho proves he didn't
SwolyD interjects his usual holier than thou opinions
Obligatory DDakota trolling photo posted
Captain-Save-A-Ho revives the thread to brag he's still sexting the hooker.