Met James Harden and Chandler Parsons at the club yesterday...

On the internet, there can be no going back. You made a serious life decision posting that picture, and now you must live with its consequences.


Just kidding. This thread is ridiculous.

 

Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Pekovic? Who is the bald guy?

 

Damn son, your photoshop skills are legit!

 

Kobe? No because he is as social as a hermit and besides it is hard to commit rape in front of a crowd.

James? Yeah, he would definitely hit up a club injured.

 

Dude your Photoshop skillz>>>OP BSing skillz*1000!

props

 

Harden+K.Martin

 

At first I was like, why? But then I saw it and I laughed and peed a little. Would rep but must spread it around.

 

Was Dwight there?

 

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! dont befriend that WNBA player! lol

 

Someone posted this on Reddit:

Saw this on Facebook and thought I'd share.
"Me and my cousin went to Limelight last night after the Rox game and guess who was there?? James Haren!!!! The place was packed, it smelled like Febreeze, and I was trying to get to the bar, when my cousin was pulling my Brewer jersey like 'Yo Dawg! Check it! That dude jumping up and down for no reason. . . . That's Haren, Dawg!' I was like Yo! And T-Jones was beside him, and Parsons was nearby but it was like they were in a flood getting pulled away from each other and the flood was made out of females. I snapped like 20 pics of Haren with my phone but they were totally blurry coz he kept jumping up and down. Dammit.....

"Then later me and my cuz got upstairs with some VIP passes he got from his client and I met Haren straight up! He and T Jones were in a booth behind a velvet rope with some fine females and that TV magic dude David Blayne? They had money on the table--benjamins--and Blayne was like 'When I say do not try this at home I am not joking Man!' and Haren was like 'Yo STFU let's do this!' He had his bare foot up on the table. And David Blayne pulled out an ice pick and started drilling it down into Haren's foot!!! and Haren was like 'Yo G that hurts like a mofo!' and Blayne pulled the ice pick out of Haren's foot and grabbed the benjamins off the table and then one of hotties barfed like right into the ice pick hole in Haren's foot!! And I was like 'Yo G, I think you better sling some Bactine on that biatch' and Haren was like 'Don't worry, I'm paid in full!' and me and my cuz were like (to each other) 'smh What Would Kobe Do?'"

 

Is that Carlos BOOOOZZZER

 

OP caught lying in a lame attempt to call out harden

 

I know Harden likes big girls, but that's a little too much...

 

Ah yes, I remember the days when people tear their ACL going to clubs.

 

LOL here we go again, I remember jokers use to bash Tracy for hitting the club up when he was injured. Now the OP with this BS.

 

All the good NBA players dance.

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just for the record. I called out the troll like 2 pages ago. Can smell them out a mile away.

yet, still, what's up with this story calling him Haren? lol

 

yeah can't believe that anyone would take this jumping up and down story seriously. April 1st is a long long ways away