going with the theme of the season, I guess Texans lose on a missed FG by yours truly Mr. Randy "fatboy" Bullock 24-21 Jags...
I predict that Kennum breaks the pattern and beasts in the second half. He may have to deck Kubiak to do it, but he will find a way. Because if he doesn't, his future career with the Texans may be over. He is a very smart kid; I think he is about to solve the riddle.
Texans up by 20 at halftime. Schaub gets put in. Three straight pick sixes. Andre Johnson loses it and whoops Schaub Finnegan style on the field. Tank. Tank. Tank.
So what do you think Kubiak has up his sleeve? Ha. <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cute sign. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Jaguars&src=hash">#Jaguars</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NFL&src=hash">#NFL</a> <a href="http://t.co/IZ1h0mogC7">pic.twitter.com/IZ1h0mogC7</a></p>— Brian T. Smith (@ChronBrianSmith) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChronBrianSmith/statuses/403942791916425216">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Spoiler <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kubiak rules out Kareem Jackson, Elbert Mack, and Jawanza Starling for Sunday's game. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Deepi Sidhu (@DeepSlant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepSlant/statuses/403950926148280321">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kubiak will be coaching from the pressbox again as per doctor's orders. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Deepi Sidhu (@DeepSlant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepSlant/statuses/403951069819969537">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>"We've got a few ideas for Sunday. Going to try something different," Kubiak said about Sunday's game. Wouldn't elaborate. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Deepi Sidhu (@DeepSlant) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepSlant/statuses/403952050511179776">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kubiak: With Jackson out, Brice McCain will start in his place. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Drew Dougherty (@DoughertyDrew) <a href="https://twitter.com/DoughertyDrew/statuses/403951097682731008">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ben Tate "Bring back Vanilla Ice." Texans haven't won since he performed at halftime of Tenn game.</p>— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/McClain_on_NFL/statuses/403948127725445120">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kubiak on Henne, who had 4 TD passes at Reliant Stadium last season, same number as this season: "He's a dang good quarterback."</p>— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/McClain_on_NFL/statuses/403951558812921856">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kubiak says he has ideas on how to fix the second half. He won't share them with us. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) <a href="https://twitter.com/taniaganguli/statuses/403951682708844544">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>"We'll shuffle some things this week," Kubiak says, on attempts to fixing the second half. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) <a href="https://twitter.com/taniaganguli/statuses/403951785305726976">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>"Since you call the plays, Andre's 10 catches away from tying Marvin Harrison as the fastest to 900," McClain says to Kubiak. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) <a href="https://twitter.com/taniaganguli/statuses/403952279226974209">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>"You got him on your fantasy team?" Kubiak replies. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23texans&src=hash">#texans</a></p>— Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) <a href="https://twitter.com/taniaganguli/statuses/403952319202877440">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Ben Tate said pass protection is the time when his ribs hurt the worst because he's not bracing for a hit like he is when running. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Texans&src=hash">#Texans</a></p>— James Palmer (@JPalmerCSN) <a href="https://twitter.com/JPalmerCSN/statuses/403950112486862848">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Kareem Jackson said he had a fracture of his 1st rib. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23texans&src=hash">#texans</a>. Hopes he can go next week</p>— James Palmer (@JPalmerCSN) <a href="https://twitter.com/JPalmerCSN/statuses/403953903139450880">November 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
The important thing is that they keep battlin'. Battlin' is the key to this game, battlin' will get you touchdowns, battlin' will sack the quarterback, and battlin' will get you that win. Battlin'. Battlin'. Battlin'.
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As have QB's from Louisville* and A&M. Oh ****. We're ****ed. *OK, Louisville had Johnny Unitas in the 50s. But Oregon had Dan Fouts in the 70s.
