Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Might want to edit that, bro.. :grin:

 

It stands as typed.

 

Lol never. All ive come too is trying to change the channel at night secretly. Such a buzzkill

 

Yeah, by my brother's girlfriend (now wife). Awkward.

 

Has anyone jerked it to a picture of themselves? My gf said that was weird.

 

edit: removed

 

Self-improvement.

 

Depends. Do you finish on the picture too?

 

Depends. Did he eat the picture afterwards?

 

She was so "intoxicated" that she lacked the dexterity to do the job. You can figure out the rest.

As far as it being too much information... it was a long time ago and was stupid and humiliating that I basically don't even bother to hide it. I deserved to be fired and it wasn't the first (but last time) I did something really reckless and stupid in a work environment.

 

Yes junior high by my elder sister. We pretended nothing happened.

 

Nope. I have not.

Though Mrs. SwoLy is always glad to help, whether because she's too tired, it's "that time of the month", she doesn't feel 'clean enough', or her parents haven't left the house.

 

Yup. By my mom (in high school) and my sister (after I had crashed on her couch while I was in college).

 

Surprisingly no.