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Have you ever masturbated while your SO is sleeping next to you

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Nov 16, 2013.

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Yes / No

  1. Yes

    36 vote(s)
    51.4%

  2. No

    25 vote(s)
    35.7%

  3. I can't actually respond to this question right now

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    uh

    guilty

    Head ache my ass.
     
    #1 heypartner, Nov 16, 2013
  2. Rox11

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    Im 12....so
     
    #2 Rox11, Nov 16, 2013
  3. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    Come on, who hasn't done this?
     
    #3 Harrisment, Nov 16, 2013
  4. josephnicks

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    sleep?? while she was awake.. not even kidding..
     
    #4 josephnicks, Nov 16, 2013
  5. Master Baiter

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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. heypartner

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    apparently the 3 women who post on the board.

    maybe the more interesting question is where? in bed next to her, or do you go to the shower, the couch or your cleverly disguised 'GAME ROOM" But that would make the poll mulitple choice. I would have to choose all 10 possiblities, 4 of which I don't think I could easily describe in a poll.

    Game. Blouses

    is probably one of the choices.
     
    #6 heypartner, Nov 16, 2013
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  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Why do it next to her when you can take your cell phone to the bathroom and rub one out to some good pron?
     
    #7 Pizza_Da_Hut, Nov 16, 2013
  8. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    fify

    I also have to admit that one of my gfs, during sex, caught me watching a grand slam on TV. true story. She's like "are you watching that baseball game." No babe...I'm just looking down threw your tight thighs at your striped socks that are so sexy, imma gonna hafta take them off with my teeth now.

    Grand Slam, ftw
     
    #8 heypartner, Nov 16, 2013
  9. Yonkers

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    Why go to the bathroom when you can rub one out to some good pron in comfortable bed?
     
    #9 Yonkers, Nov 16, 2013
  10. bobloblaw

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    Although I guess we are derailing the thread my ex-girlfriend once caught me watching Bob Ross while we were having sex. She laughed---we continued.

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 bobloblaw, Nov 16, 2013
  11. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    But then you have to turn down the pron or mute it. Why would you wanna do that? Plus clean up in the bathroom is a breeze.
     
    #11 Pizza_Da_Hut, Nov 16, 2013
  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    That's why you hit it doggy style in the livingroom, much easier to get away with it then.
     
    #12 Pizza_Da_Hut, Nov 16, 2013
  13. mvpcrossxover

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    hangout been so slow lately


    already two threads about masturbatin'
     
    #13 mvpcrossxover, Nov 16, 2013
  14. Harrisment

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    Off topic, but for some reason stripes on my wife really gets me going.
     
    #14 Harrisment, Nov 16, 2013
  15. Haymitch

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    Lolz. Did this when I was 18. Shameful, but it led to secks, so it worked out.
     
    #15 Haymitch, Nov 16, 2013
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    Your handle gives you up.
     
    #16 Andre0087, Nov 16, 2013
  17. jae713

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    sigh... yes. But now I just go to the bathroom.
     
    #17 jae713, Nov 16, 2013
  18. K-Low_4_Prez

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    If I did I wouldn't tell you, so no! ;)
     
    #18 K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 16, 2013
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/P3p7sdI33V4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #19 DallasThomas, Nov 16, 2013
  20. Deckard

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    Just spotted the thread, and that was the first thing that popped into my brain. People who say no, in my opinion, have either not been in a long term living arrangement with a significant other, or so chaste as to begger the imagination! What about that time of the month? What about those damn "headaches," as HeyPee mentioned? Thankfully, my SO doesn't worry about that time of the month any longer, and is just as devoid of "headaches" as I happen to be, so this sort of thing is rare indeed at the Blade Runner abode. :-D-
     
    #20 Deckard, Nov 17, 2013
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