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How many is too many? [Sexual Partners]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Panda23, Nov 10, 2013.

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What number is okay?

  1. I collect stamps

    19 vote(s)
    16.5%
  2. 1-5

    21 vote(s)
    18.3%
  3. 6-10

    16 vote(s)
    13.9%
  4. 11-15

    10 vote(s)
    8.7%
  5. 15-20

    6 vote(s)
    5.2%
  6. It burns when I pee

    43 vote(s)
    37.4%
  1. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    I don't collect stamps!!! I collect mineral. Jesus Christ... :cool:
     
  2. iconoclastic

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    Quality over quantity.
     
  3. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Times have changed. I am not THAT old, but compared to even a decade ago it seems that sexual mores have changed a great deal.
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    There are probably more important ramifications to your romantic entanglements than a dick-measuring contest with GladiotoRowdy. Just sayin'.
     
  5. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Oh the irony.

    :rolleyes:
     
  6. Harrisment

    Harrisment Member

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    Sorry broseph, you're going to HELL
     
  7. HR Dept

    HR Dept Member

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    Quality in Quantities is more like it. Stop selling yourself short bro. Pun intended??? I don't know, you tell me breh.
     
  8. bigtexxx

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  9. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    There are lots of youngsters in this BBS, man.

    Also, pranksters like me. :p
     
  10. Panda23

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    Yeah cool, I keep getting into fwb situations but they probably go for 2-3 months depending on circumstances
     
  11. Panda23

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    Yeah tahts what I'm getting at. I've sorta been idk, blacklisted already and im still within the poll options...not sure how to fix it
     
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    Are we talking about consensual or non consensual or both? Please clarify.
     
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  13. ynelilvs99

    ynelilvs99 Member

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    anything over 30 is too many
     
  14. ynelilvs99

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    wtf
    rapist
     
  15. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    Mr. Brightside has brought up a valid point.

    Requesting clarification, pls. kirby. pls.
     
  16. Panda23

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    Just the consensual number. HAHAHA
     
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  18. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Sample size?
     
  19. London'sBurning

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    Alright, this is meant to be more of a humorous rant than anything but these kinds of polls are silly.

    Let me breakdown why.

    Let's say you got one girl. She's been with one guy. One love. They've been together for 10 year. That dude has laid pipe on that girl for 10 years straight, 365, sometimes twice on Sundays. Dude's johnson is a certified third leg but that woman has been loyal to him the whole 10 years.

    10x365 plus change getting pounded by a forearm for a dick comes to over 3,650 sexual encounters. And over the course of 10 years, everyday you know they did some off-brand sexual stuff.

    Cue, second girl. A "slut". This woman can't hold a relationship for more than a month. She probably sleeps with a new guy every week to keep things fresh. She sleeps with a new partner 3x a week, and for an added variable likes to have the occasional threesome 2 or 3 times a year over the course of a decade. Some of these penis encounters from the "slut" are third legs. Some are average size. Others are less endowed. Let's say the slut, has sex with the average sized penis 75% of the time. The other 12.5% you got your less endowed and greater endowed individuals.

    3x52x10 + 3(2)x10 = 1,620 sexual encounters.

    The "slut" uses protection 95% of the time. The devoted woman let her man nut inside her when they started becoming exclusive a few months into the relationship.

    I guess my point is, numbers are all perspective and unless your partner has something you don't, it really shouldn't matter. But it does.
     
  20. percicles

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    Does Anne Hathaway count? Cuz I need to recalculate if so.
     

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