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Tantric sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Nov 1, 2013.

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  1. Jontro

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  2. stthomsfinest

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    This is why I don't look anyone in the eye at Sharpstown mall.
     
  3. peleincubus

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    Cool. But I'd rather have a girl tell me she loves me and to hold her tight after an hour of straight missionary.
     
  4. josephnicks

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    Honey bear be like, me and my model dj girlfriend hit the hottest clubs in ibiza.. heres the pictures i took..

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  5. The Real Shady

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gdNE7gjSE0w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  6. dachuda86

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/eFpnPZpFTEk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  7. conquistador#11

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    as long as she is not a squirter and ruins the $300 white t shirt. =)
     
  8. Panda23

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    is this like the whole cuckcold scene?
     
  9. bigtexxx

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    now Honey Bear has resorted to plagiarizing from reddit

    meh not worth my time
     
  10. LonghornFan

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    I can't read the whatever crap was written as I have her on ignore, but it's really not shocking she has to plagiarize to keep up whatever schtick she's putting on the board now.

    So desperate for attention, zero ****s given by the members of this community. Time to retire the troll and try out a some new wheels.
     
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    He stole this verbatim from Reddit.
     
  13. Honey Bear

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    Yea, I have a sense of humor. Guilty.

    Some of you might even be attracted to me. Beyond my control, I wear low cut shirts for my own pleasure.

    But

    That doesn't mean I get anything out of embellishing the events of my life. I have never once plagiarized in my tenure as a poster, nor have I ever visited the p*rn site reddit. If it is in your heart to keep an open mind and try new experiences, you'll know when I'm describing the events in front of me. If you're insecure or Asian or whatever, I understand these things might frustrate you - but rest assured my chupacabras, that is not my intention. It is with great concern I share my personal experiences with you all, for without me, I feel some would forever be a gerbil running circles in their wheel, never truly running forwards or backwards.

    Just remaining stagnant.
     
  14. Rashmon

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    Sorry Ronny, that was Matt Lauer...
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  15. Honey Bear

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    No, she was a brunette.

    As for the rest of you, instead of banging your heads against your keyboard in rage, why not learn from this? Maybe ask your gf, how can I better please you? How can I make you stop thinking about others, and start getting butterflies around me again?

    Where did the fire go?

    Well, I took it away. And all it took was a little glance.
     
  16. what

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    It must have been the Sex Panther.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    Do you seriously believe that's how you do it, ASKING HER? :confused:

    :p I don't.
     
  18. DudeWah

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    Saw thread preview on main page. Immediately knew it would be by Ronny.

    Not up to par Honey boo boo.
     
  19. Rocketman95

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    Doesn't count when it's your mom, dude.
     
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    Man, I seem to recall her being much more attractive when I first watched the movie forever ago.

    Disappointing.
     

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