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Pelicans mascot will haunt your dreams

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Commodore, Oct 30, 2013.

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  1. Nook

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    What the hell?

    Is that a mutant pelican from the BP oil spill?

    Why are the feathers so dingy? Why does he have blue gloves on?
     
    #21 Nook, Oct 31, 2013
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>In other restraining order news, paperwork on mine against New Orleans' chicken/clown horror mashup is in the works.</p>&mdash; Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZachLowe_NBA/statuses/395893332917772288">October 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    #22 CDrex, Oct 31, 2013
  3. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Haha, pretty much.

    Why green, also? Why not just white feathers? It's like the bird woke up from a hangover, discovering that he puked all over his feathers the night before.
     
    #23 Juxtaposed Jolt, Oct 31, 2013
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  5. GIGO

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    Pierre vs. Alex DeLarge

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    #25 GIGO, Oct 31, 2013
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    Is this a Halloween thing or is this real?
     
    #26 Haymitch, Oct 31, 2013
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    Germaphobe
     
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  8. GIGO

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Introducing your new mascot Pierre the Pelican! <a href="http://t.co/CieVTs3sMt">pic.twitter.com/CieVTs3sMt</a></p>&mdash; New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) <a href="https://twitter.com/PelicansNBA/statuses/395708337540841472">October 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    #28 GIGO, Oct 31, 2013
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  10. Williamson

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    I'm dying laughing over here. WHO HAS EVER EVEN SEEN A YELLOW PELICAN?

    This is the most terrifying mascot I have ever seen in my life. I really don't know how Dwight will hit free throws with that THING lurking about.
     
    #30 Williamson, Oct 31, 2013
  11. B-Bob

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    this thread is the best -- props to the OP.

    And so glad that #anxietytrooperjefe was safely out of the league and did not have to confront this!
     
    #31 B-Bob, Oct 31, 2013
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  13. Dentyne

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    Just EWWWWWWWWWWWW

    He's supposed to be a brown pelican. They can't even get the color of their mascot correct.

    Clutch should just beat the crap out of it
     
    #33 Dentyne, Oct 31, 2013
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    or just douse it in oil......



    too soon?:eek:

    :p:grin:
     
    #34 Rockets2K, Oct 31, 2013
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    This thread is laugh out loud funny. Great stuff. Scary mascot..

    Looks like the Fruit Loop Bird after he smoked a bunch of meth with Jessie Pinkman.
     
    #35 Francis3422, Oct 31, 2013
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    Happy Halloween.:)
     
    #36 thedude077, Oct 31, 2013
  17. B-Bob

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    I thought Commodore had just found an extra creepy photo... but no... the team introduces him in some dimly-lit back corridor, of course. (Props to the IT reference above, hooroo).
     
    #37 B-Bob, Oct 31, 2013
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    I don't know how to tell you this, but u might be color blind. That thing is not yellow.
     
    #38 tallanvor, Oct 31, 2013
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