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gift ideas best friends wife is turning 40

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by body slam, Oct 28, 2013.

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  1. body slam

    body slam Member

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    I'm getting her a gift card to her favorite restaurant. Just looking for something fun to go with it. Could be kind of dirty, but not raunchy. Or if anyone could recommend a good gift shop.
     
    #1 body slam, Oct 28, 2013
  2. cheke64

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    Pics of your friends wife?
    Will rep with good feedback.




    Be creative and give her a made up coupon with the wildest fantasies fulfilled by you.
     
    #2 cheke64, Oct 28, 2013
  3. Haymitch

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    Dildo molded to the shape of your penis. But have whoever is making the dildo mold for you extend it out a couple inches just to peak the interest.

    Just make sure the lights are off when she comes creepin' to your bed. Regardless of actual size, if she believes you're rocking a massive man hose, most of your work is already done.
     
    #3 Haymitch, Oct 28, 2013
  4. TheRealist137

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    Give her your D.
     
    #4 TheRealist137, Oct 28, 2013
  5. josephnicks

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    mandingo party..
     
    #5 josephnicks, Oct 28, 2013
  6. Bandwagoner

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    You give your friend's wife a gift? Seems creepy bro. Would avoid.
     
    #6 Bandwagoner, Oct 28, 2013
  7. bobloblaw

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    It seems like you guys would get along. You could pick the wife up in your predator van. ;)
     
    #7 bobloblaw, Oct 28, 2013
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    hmm.. maybe concert/opera/ballet/whatever they like to do tickets for her and her husband
     
    #8 ynelilvs99, Oct 28, 2013
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    [​IMG]
     
    #9 PinkTacos, Oct 28, 2013
  10. KingCheetah

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    Lube.
     
    #10 KingCheetah, Oct 28, 2013
  11. CCorn

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    3 some
     
    #11 CCorn, Oct 28, 2013
  12. leroy

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    How is this not the only answer?
     
    #12 leroy, Oct 28, 2013
  13. Zboy

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    A pair of UGGs, North Face fleece jacket, three cans of baby formula, and a glue stick.
     
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  14. ILoveWhiteGirls

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    7 inches of:

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    #14 ILoveWhiteGirls, Oct 28, 2013
  15. WinorLoseMate

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    give her a good ol fashion body slam
     
    #15 WinorLoseMate, Oct 28, 2013
  16. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    As soon as I saw the thread title, I wanted to post this.

    Darn you for thinking of it first!
     
    #16 Juxtaposed Jolt, Oct 28, 2013
  17. bobloblaw

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    Dirty, you say?

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 bobloblaw, Oct 28, 2013
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Pics of you snogging/bodySlamming the friend's wife? :confused:
    I believe it's a BAND wagon. No van. :eek:
     
    #18 SwoLy-D, Oct 28, 2013
  19. robbie380

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    Get her this dvd

    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh60Y199DjwGYk2tgr

    Starts getting informative around the 2:10 mark or so. Other good tips at the 4 min mark too.


    Oh and it's NSFW!
     
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  20. The Real Shady

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    Yeah, this whole thread was just a dick in the box setup. Who starts a thread trying to think of a gift to give their best friends wife?
     
    #20 The Real Shady, Oct 28, 2013
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