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[WTF!?] This guy really loves his car

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jayhow92, Oct 13, 2013.

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  1. fallenphoenix

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  2. IzakDavid13

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    So he's in a relationship with a male car...does that make him gay?

    Will Obama come out in support of The Gay Automobile Marriage Enactment, (or G.A.M.E for short)?

    Just saying...






    When his dad touched the car as he was polishing it I was expecting him to say, 'Please don't touch him dad...not while we're getting intimate.'
     
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    Sorry for the double post, I must've got excited.
     
    #23 IzakDavid13, Oct 14, 2013
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Ummm... not only is he in love with the car... the car is A GUY.

    :eek: Come on, man... give Beetles a chance!

    Or... Christine...

    Link, please. :eek:
     
    #24 SwoLy-D, Oct 14, 2013
  5. Sajan

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    so is sitting in traffic a turn on for him?
     
    #25 Sajan, Oct 14, 2013
  6. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    What's even worse is, he's kissing the front. Where all the insect carcasses are.

    Blech.
     
    #26 Juxtaposed Jolt, Oct 14, 2013
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    Dude, he's gotta kiss Chase's face...it would be weird if they didnt make out face to face.
     
    #27 rezdawg, Oct 14, 2013
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    The fact that it's a 5/10 car. Did he buy this off craigslist?
     
    #28 cheke64, Oct 14, 2013
  9. Sydeffect

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    Filling up gas must be orgasmic
     
    #29 Sydeffect, Oct 14, 2013
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    "let me stick my key in your ignition baby"
     
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    Dude forreal haha. If it were like a GTR or Ferrari, Id be a little more understanding.
     
    #31 Sadat X, Oct 14, 2013
  12. mogrod

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    In his mind.... an orgy just waiting to happen.
     
    #32 mogrod, Oct 14, 2013
  13. Xerobull

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    He's a cop, right? Has to be a cop with that sweet 'stache.
     
    #33 Xerobull, Oct 14, 2013
  14. CXbby

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    Look, just because you ignoramuses do not understand something, does NOT make it wrong. There are a million wonderful things in this crazy world we live in that MOST people just don't have the mental capacity to comprehend yet. Instead of laughing at these things and poking fun of them, you should open your hearts up, and this world would be a much better place for it...

    Wait, it was a male car? Now that's just disgusting.
     
    #34 CXbby, Oct 14, 2013
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    This was deeply disturbing.
     
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    Even more disturbing.....
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pl9DdB75d2E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #36 Salvy, Oct 14, 2013
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