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Women you would date BEFORE you would date: Kate Upton

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  1. what

    what Member

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    I started this thread to find who you consider a better catch than Kate Upton. What are your standards of beauty, in other words.

    For me: I'd date Joyce Maynard before Kate Upton. And it is not close. I think Maynard blows Kate Upton out of the water.

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  2. RKREBORN

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    Chandler Parsons
     
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  3. lean

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  4. Jontro

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    Don't waste time on dates. Women I'd hit before Kate:

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    and a host of pr0nstarz I cannot post here.
     
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  5. TheRealist137

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    Kate Upton is one of the most overrated "it" girls of all-time.
     
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  6. Mr. Brightside

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    She doesn't even have the prettiest face in that entire picture.
     
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  7. what

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    she has dishwater brown hair, which I LOVE. She is petite, smart, has a great smile and I love her eyes.

    But this isn't a thread about the REASONS I like Joyce Maynard, but whom I find a better catch. Joyce does it for me.
     
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  8. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    dishwater? Never heard that one.

    Edit: just got told I should have heard that before whoops [​IMG]
     
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  10. J Sizzle

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    Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick
     
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  11. fchowd0311

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    If she was like 30 years younger...
     
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  12. PointForward

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    damn bro you need to seek immediate professional help. Chick looks like a lanky frog with a skeleton body in mom pants.

    Either trolling or gay. But most likely gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
    #12 PointForward, Oct 10, 2013
  13. Air Langhi

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    I can't believe that lady is almost 60. She looks good for being almost 60, but she is still almost 60.
     
    #13 Air Langhi, Oct 10, 2013
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    Several p*rn stars, actresses, cafe baristas... but I'll just name someone within udder t***' profession.

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    #14 percicles, Oct 10, 2013
  15. The Hunted

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    Ugh. This thread is offensive to men.
     
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  16. Thefabman

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    what..
     
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  17. Asian Sensation

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    She makes JVG look like he gets 12 hours of sleep a night.
     
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  18. supdudes

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    I wouldn't date Kate Upton.

    Seriously.
     
    #18 supdudes, Oct 10, 2013
  19. Yonkers

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    that really made me lol :grin:
     
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  20. htownrox1

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    Well you're either gay or a woman. Which then is understandable.
     
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