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Would you rather have two penises or five balls?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Oct 8, 2013.

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So....extra penis or balls?

  1. Two Penises

    30 vote(s)
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  2. Five Balls

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  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    Rules:

    Two Penises: You must pee through both of them at the same time. And you must get the new penis circumcised (if that is your thing.) Also, a new set of pubes will accompany the new penis.

    Five Balls: You will have an additional sack of three balls to the right of your usual sack. Since you have extra balls, you must fap twice to feel satisfied. The catch is: during sex you will ejaculate quicker because of the extra fluid.

    Which one?

    Not as Harden as it seems....
     
    #1 roxxfan, Oct 8, 2013
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  2. yo

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    I think you messed up your own game. Why do you have two penises with the five balls option? Isn't it supposed to be one or the other?
     
    #2 yo, Oct 8, 2013
  3. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    Who fantasizes over this?

    Can't we just fap the traditional 1-penis way?
     
    #3 Jontro, Oct 8, 2013
  4. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    Based on your description, there's no benefit to either.. :confused:
     
    #4 DudeWah, Oct 8, 2013
  5. roxxfan

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    Lol. Well ****. True.
     
    #5 roxxfan, Oct 8, 2013
  6. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    Aight **** the description. ima edit
     
    #6 roxxfan, Oct 8, 2013
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    Edited
     
    #7 roxxfan, Oct 8, 2013
  8. Jontro

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    Did you make up this whole thing just so you can say "not as Harden as it seems"?
     
    #8 Jontro, Oct 8, 2013
  9. roxxfan

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    Negative. But I must say you are one of my favorite posters on clutchfans.
     
    #9 roxxfan, Oct 8, 2013
  10. Salvy

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    Two penises....
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/ARxfNM3vBrI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #10 Salvy, Oct 8, 2013
  11. J Sizzle

    J Sizzle Member

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    Both...
     
    #11 J Sizzle, Oct 8, 2013
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    Two dongs. So I can screw your mom and sister at the same time.
     
    #12 Mr. Brightside, Oct 8, 2013
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    I'll be able to fuq two women at the same time with two penises, but there doesn't seem to be any real benefit to having five balls.
     
    #13 iconoclastic, Oct 8, 2013
  14. Deckard

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    I asked my significant other about this important question, and she asked where this second penis would be located. If it's an "over/under" kind of thing, then she's up for it, but if they are side to side, she'd rather I had the extra balls. At my age, there is no way I'm going to have a premature ejaculation problem, and she's well aware of that.
     
    #14 Deckard, Oct 8, 2013
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    What a stupid c*nts
     
    #15 moestavern19, Oct 8, 2013
  16. emjohn

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    5 balls, because that's a much easier surgery to get me back to normal
     
    #16 emjohn, Oct 8, 2013
  17. droopy421

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    Where is the 3 penis option? I want a wicked tripod.
     
    #17 droopy421, Oct 8, 2013
  18. heypartner

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    Is this a question for women?

    The question for men is: Would you rather have 3 breasts or two tongues
     
    #18 heypartner, Oct 8, 2013
  19. Ziggy

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    Food for thought. Some of the ritzy clubs in Dallas require 2 dicks and a Brooks Brothers shirt just to get in.
     
    #19 Ziggy, Oct 8, 2013
  20. Sadat X

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    Hmm. Double the dicks or ****** balls with premature ejaculation?

    Double dicks for sure
     
    #20 Sadat X, Oct 8, 2013
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