Vague answer is vague. Ambiguous answer is ambiguous. Soon answer is soon. I'll give you a million dollars soon, too.
Ouch! That's a major no-no. It's OK to be funny. In fact, we could use some more humor around here, but something like that disrupts the GARM, with some people actually believing whatever it was you posted, and the fake "source" is a well respected journalist who folks consider a solid source for information. Leason learned, I hope. You might try an email to Clutch through the board with an abject apology. Wouldn't hurt. That and never doing anything remotely like that again!
Castor 27 gave me a small warning (no neg rep) for posting a gif of Aggie #1 fan Billy Liucci with a cartoon penis jizzing in his mouth. That was my last infraction.
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