CF Smeg Fantasy Footy 2013 Smack Board

I had a lineman that didn't even play outscore some of y'alls starting QB's. Lulz. Also, I wanna repost my trophy.

Let me know if anyone needs help.

 

Who do you want for Jared Cook Moes?

 

Bet he doesn't say Hakeem Nicks and Cordarrelle Patterson.

 

He tried to get Alfred Morris and both of my tight ends for his kicker and Nicks.

 

Lol come on

 

Jared Cook will cost you a decent flex WR/RB.

Not interested in moving Gio Bernard.

 

I'm accepting an 8th round pick for 30 minutes worth of fantasy football consulting advice redeemable between now and 8/1/2014.

6th round pick for an hour.

 

Bro, Arian Foster is at Seattle, there's a better chance that he finishes the game with a shattered dick than with a touchdown.

 

They're playing here bro.

But still that will be a tough matchup versus the Seahawks.

 

Shattered dick and impacted sphincter. -2pts

 

Over 50 types in humans... which one?

 

I'm putting in a petition to not play that Denver team again. It's unfair.

 

Hey Jent, on that trade offer you made, I'll accept a 9th rounder in exchange for 15 minutes of my fantasy advice, will that work? I don't feel right taking your 2nd rounder for ongoing consulting.

 

They won't seem so fearsome after I get done with them this week. Now that I've weathered the Gronkless storm, and have T-Rich running for a team that can actually give him some TD chances, my team is ready to show the world that, much like Rudy Gay, it's on Kevin Durant's level.

 

I'm still not understanding why Aaron Rodgers took a bye week BEFORE their official bye week. Stupid dick.

 

I might have to take back my vote on Rodgers being the best keeper this season. That GB o-line looks brutal.

 

It's Manning's year. That was clear well before the season started, back when they were targeting Victor Cruz. Y'all are jabronis for thinking otherwise.