[Official] Miley Cyrus Appreciation Thread

In case you all hadn't seen this, it's kind of perfect.

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Wow!

 

Riding a huge black ball, sucking on a black sledgehammer...brilliant symbolism!

 

miley's hot. If you don't know, you better know. she's got a stripper body for sure.

 

if by stripper body you mean that of a 12 year old girl, then yes i agree.

 

Drugs and smoking at an early age will make a sweet lady out of a girl.

 

I second this. She has the body of an androgynous teenager.

Then again this is Clutchfans. There's rarely been a female posted who someone hasn't said "would hit".

 

Umm, are you trying to tell us something macalu:

 

I'd hit that.

 

I hope that you're turning off the volume while watching it.

 

So what level of wiggery are we talking about here? Not only do I think her music is an abortion but she's lame as hell. Can we get a Katy Perry thread if we're gonna keep bumping crap like this? At least with Katy Perry, she has some sort of charm and spunk to her, she's hot/big boobs and a likable personality. Are you guys liking Miley Cyrus ironically or you really like her music?

 

This may have been the very first video/song of hers I have ever watched/listened to. It wasn't horrible, and the video, well, ok I am not going to complain about a reasonably attractive naked girl. It was all right.

However, I am THRILLED at the tsunami of spoof videos I know are going to hit Youtube almost immediately. I'm tempted to make one myself.. lol

 

Miley is definitely athlete hot in that video. Good definition, almost naked. If you can't appreciate that you've been sucked too far into the "must be thick to be hot" meme.

For those comparing her to a young girl, I'm disturbed that you have the imagination or knowledge to make the comparison.

 

A thick chick is extra meat and gives more cushion to the pushin. Not sure where the meme comes in?

 

She works out but she also has a body of a coke-head.

 

I'm still debating whether I should fap to this...

 

Go for it!!!!

 

She looks like a monkey/Bieber mutant cross in the face and she has the body of a teenage boy. DO NOT WANT.... Would hit.... With a shovel... Seriously, not remotely sexy, looks like Chris Kattan's Mango character from SNL or the winged monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.

 

I didn't know you were gay.

 

I think its safe to say that Miley Cyrus has an oral fixation, and the sledge hammer just picked up an STD...