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[Need Advice] - Down South Issues

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by FTW Rockets FTW, Sep 10, 2013.

  1. Haymitch

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    No kidding. You're making the rest of us look bad.

    I knew a girl whose vag stunk so unbelievably bad after working out. It became unbearable. It was more potent than any other odor and you could smell the stink from a distance. You just couldn't be in closed doors with her after she had been sweating.

    Anyway you might need to just break up with her. But definitely see a doctor. You never know, and when you treat STIs early you can get back to the non-stinky sex faster.
     
  2. Harrisment

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    Yeah, that is weird. I'd imagine any girls you're dating aren't happy about your refusal to go down, even if they won't admit it. Man up. I have a PhD in the art of cunnilingus.
     
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  3. clubberclyde

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    Get her lots and lots of fruit. BTW is she Asian?
     
  4. MoonDogg

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    Listen, Kimmel, you're not getting us twice. Plus, you forgot the video.
     
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  6. luckytxn

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    If she smells there she needs to go to a Gyno. It could be infection but I also knew one babe that started stinking and it turned out to be an abscess. She needed emergency surgery.

    I personally can't be with a babe that I couldn't go down on. Also from many decades experience of dating. If one does not take care of business down there the babe will find someone that can.
     
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  7. danoman

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    I once had a girl like that, I had to put up with that **** for so long! Now that i think about it... If you cant deal with her smell just move along. Some guys love a more intense smell some don't. You just have to find the one that right for you. Otherwise you're setting you're self up for her to cheat on you, and that's exactly what happened to me.
     
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  8. Johndoe804

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    Find another one lol!
     
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  9. wtfamonkey

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    pennies
     
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  10. finalsbound

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    you guys seem like you have lots of awesome sex.

    good for you. :cool:
     
  11. LonghornFan

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    You mad bro. It's pretty much like my favorite thing to do, ever. It's a must before relations in our household, but it also helps that I know the spot and can make her finish in like 4-5 minutes. I really don't even enjoy the favor returned, I just ****in' love adventuring and making it rain down thur.

    Being serious too.
     
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  12. kidcave9

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    Time to go marinate that brisket
     
  13. LCAhmed

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    I heard that if it tastes like chicken, I should keep on lickin'. However, if it taste like trout, I should get the F**K out.
     
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  14. GanjaRocket

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    Wtf lol
     
  15. droopy421

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    Are you 10?
     
  16. Felixthecat

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    Her womb is polluted mayne.
     
  17. Yonkers

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    Wow, you saved her life!
     
  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Is this her? I bet it is.

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    She got bigger issues than stank twank.
     
  19. luckytxn

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    Lol

    Wasn't me. She told me about it. If anything the stink saved her.
     
  20. Eric Riley

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    Be careful

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