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So Carl was right. There was only one Dream, bro.

 

I'm willing to bet there are pictures like this one of Kobe and Dwight. I love it. Dwight needs to have fun. He'll play hard but it's becoming obvious to me that he doesn't take himself too seriously and needs others around him who do likewise. Can't freaking wait for the season to start.

 

sarcasm meter.

 

sarcasm brah

 

I meant to say, "I'm willing to bet there are NO pictures like this one of Kobe and Dwight."

Thank you.

 

Harden to visit Bethel. Wondering if he confused it with brothel

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>James Harden to visit rural Alaska. Be guest principal at Bethel High School: <a href="http://t.co/Vf70qKVXQC">http://t.co/Vf70qKVXQC</a></p>&mdash; The Dream Shake (@DreamShakeSBN) <a href="https://twitter.com/DreamShakeSBN/statuses/373246710702952448">August 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Harden will travel to the Arctic for some big booty hoes.

 

"Now listen Jimmy. I didn't want to do this, but you've given me no choice. Get on the court, your punishment is 10 Eurosteps. Now get in a defensive stance."
- James Harden

 

Man it still hasn't sunk in that we have Dwight Howard.

 

Dwight looking really short in this picture. Harden is only 6'5.

 

That's only 6 inches less...

Imagine an average size penis on top of Harden's head, and it looks about right.

 

Still hard to believe about Howard for myself as well.

 

The whole thing is crazy ridiculous. Getting Asik and Lin was a big surprise. Getting Harden was stunning, astounding, earth shaking, completely unexpected. Getting Howard? Words fail me.

 

I agree. Once I see Howard running up the court in a Rockets uniform, I think that'll be the moment it'll sink in. Can't wait.

 

not funny

 

I'd bet there aren't. Kobe will literally go out to eat on a team building exercise with the Lakers and sit at a table by himself.

 

add that all happened in 1 year...

 

X2 MLK is no joke and he is the living dream of how America is today.

 

working out after visiting panda base

 

Was kind of curious what Jeremy was doing in Chengdu. Apparently Volvo's Chinese plant is in Chengdu:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JLin7">@JLin7</a> in Chengdu <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%232013%E6%88%90%E9%83%BD%E8%BD%A6%E5%B1%95&amp;src=hash">#2013成都车展</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23VolvoS80L&amp;src=hash">#VolvoS80L</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Sichuan&amp;src=hash">#Sichuan</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23China&amp;src=hash">#China</a> <a href="http://t.co/rjwluM8BVi">pic.twitter.com/rjwluM8BVi</a></p>&mdash; Penny Lee (@penny10654) <a href="https://twitter.com/penny10654/statuses/373311741217628160">August 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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