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Do you think Harden secretly wishes he could shave off his beard?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by NotApollo33, Aug 19, 2013.

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Does Harden wish he could shave off his beard and no one would notice.

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Who gave this guy thread making privileges

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  4. 5 star thread. Will read again.

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  5. God I hate the off season.

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  6. Lin should be the focal point of our offense.

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  1. Patterned919

    Patterned919 Member

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    Honestly his beard is getting pretty ridiculous. I think it might be dangerous for him to be around Jones at this point.
     
    #61 Patterned919, Aug 20, 2013
  2. Dentyne

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    His beard is part of what makes him rather unique.

    Plus....

    It's so fluffyyyyyyyyy :)
     
    #62 Dentyne, Aug 20, 2013
  3. lucnguye92

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    I wonder if he's going to keep it when he's older? It could be used as a tactical ploy, like in a game 7 series in the playoffs, he just shaves off his beard so other teams can't recognize him and sag off him.
     
    #63 lucnguye92, Aug 20, 2013
  4. leangle25

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    Hope he tries to reborn his beard. hahahaha
     
    #64 leangle25, Aug 20, 2013
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    Juxtaposed Jolt Member

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    I'm sure most males would think about shaving off a beard like that. Must be so difficult to maintain.
     
    #65 Juxtaposed Jolt, Aug 20, 2013
  6. 2016Champions

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    He looks better with it.
     
    #66 2016Champions, Aug 20, 2013
  7. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Why does everyone think Harden's brand would cease to exist without his beard?

    He's a superstar NBA player. I don't think his value resides in his beard.

    What would be the negative effects of shaving his beard? Bandwagon fans will become confused?
     
    #67 napalm06, Aug 20, 2013
  8. HTown_TMac

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    It's just his brand.
     
    #68 HTown_TMac, Aug 20, 2013
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    Because nobody is gonna by a t shirt with his face on it if he has no beard ad looks like average Joe...
     
    #69 K-Low_4_Prez, Aug 20, 2013
  10. Baba Booey

    Baba Booey Member

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    His beard is an ingenious marketing device.
     
    #70 Baba Booey, Aug 20, 2013
  11. craguin

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    It's a "tear away" beard, remember?

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tI_WtWr-CK4?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #71 craguin, Aug 20, 2013
  12. nolimitnp

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    Lol that beard has to be itchy. He probably rarely eats without getting food stuck. It takes a ton of constant grooming too. Probably been a while since he's gone down on any girls too.
     
    #72 nolimitnp, Aug 25, 2013
  13. Crutch City

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    There is no chin behind Harden's beard....there is only another snaggle tooth.
     
    #73 Crutch City, Aug 25, 2013
  14. TheReason

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    Great marketing, but ******* that's gotta be annoying to keep up. If we go deep in the playoffs and he starts to struggle, go 'bron without the headband style and shave it off. I don't care if he has to do it at halftime.
     
    #74 TheReason, Aug 25, 2013
  15. Mr. Dominant

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    [​IMG]

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    #75 Mr. Dominant, Aug 25, 2013
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    right
     
    #76 ch0c0b0fr34k, Aug 25, 2013
  17. Solaris

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    Imagine Harden eating cotton candy... what a mess.
     
    #77 Solaris, Aug 25, 2013
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    #78 zeeshan2, Aug 25, 2013
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    [​IMG]
     
    #79 zeeshan2, Aug 25, 2013
  20. GIGO

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    This thread is breaking these kids' hearts
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>RT <a href="https://twitter.com/willfoster281">@willfoster281</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/JHarden13">@JHarden13</a> How u luv that at Children's Museum <a href="http://t.co/TZUEpnFcks">pic.twitter.com/TZUEpnFcks</a></p>&mdash; James Harden (@JHarden13) <a href="https://twitter.com/JHarden13/statuses/371002781357731840">August 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    and this guy's too.
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>It's the size that counts. You know. RT <a href="https://twitter.com/AlyCrz">@AlyCrz</a>: Dannnnng <a href="https://twitter.com/HardenBeard">@HardenBeard</a> <a href="http://t.co/gVwfcrcij4">pic.twitter.com/gVwfcrcij4</a></p>&mdash; James Harden's Beard (@HardenBeard) <a href="https://twitter.com/HardenBeard/statuses/369638758133420032">August 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    #80 GIGO, Aug 25, 2013
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